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Lithodid-Man
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Message 148 of 540 (495219)
01-21-2009 4:20 PM
Reply to: Message 120 by Asgara
11-18-2008 2:47 PM


Re: Stunning Break with Last Eight Years
According to presidential historian Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, some Americans might find it "alienating" to have a President who speaks English as if it were his first language.
"Every time Obama opens his mouth, his subjects and verbs are in agreement," says Mr. Logsdon. "If he keeps it up, he is running the risk of sounding like an elitist."
The historian said that if Mr. Obama insists on using complete sentences in his speeches, the public may find itself saying, "Okay, subject, predicate, subject predicate - we get it, stop showing off."
The President-elect's stubborn insistence on using complete sentences has already attracted a rebuke from one of his harshest critics, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska.
"Talking with complete sentences there and also too talking in a way that ordinary Americans like Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder can't really do there, I think needing to do that isn't tapping into what Americans are needing also," she said.
LOL!
Reminds of the narrator from Idiocracy:
"Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them"

Doctor Bashir: "Of all the stories you told me, which were true and which weren't?"
Elim Garak: "My dear Doctor, they're all true"
Doctor Bashir: "Even the lies?"
Elim Garak: "Especially the lies"

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Lithodid-Man
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Message 168 of 540 (501611)
03-07-2009 2:40 AM


One of mine
This is one of my YouTube vids, one I am particularly proud of (although the sound quality sucks, have fixed that issue in more recent videos). I do not know how to do the cool embedded video, but here is the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afzq6Upmmn0&feature=chann...

Doctor Bashir: "Of all the stories you told me, which were true and which weren't?"
Elim Garak: "My dear Doctor, they're all true"
Doctor Bashir: "Even the lies?"
Elim Garak: "Especially the lies"

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Lithodid-Man
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From: Juneau, Alaska, USA
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Message 216 of 540 (507690)
05-07-2009 12:19 PM


Snow White...
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are walking down the street when they come across a sign, 'Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.'
'I am entering,' said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, 'Well, how was it? 'First Place', Snow White replied.
They continue walking and they see a sign: 'Contest for the strongest man in the world .'
'I'm entering,' says Superman and after half an hour he returns and they ask him, 'How was it?' 'First Place,' answers Superman.
They continue walking when they see a sign 'Contest! Who is the world's greatest liar?'
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. 'What happened?' they asked,
'Who's Dick Cheney?' asked Pinocchio

Doctor Bashir: "Of all the stories you told me, which were true and which weren't?"
Elim Garak: "My dear Doctor, they're all true"
Doctor Bashir: "Even the lies?"
Elim Garak: "Especially the lies"

Lithodid-Man
Member (Idle past 3190 days)
Posts: 504
From: Juneau, Alaska, USA
Joined: 03-22-2004


Message 325 of 540 (530633)
10-14-2009 11:22 AM
Reply to: Message 324 by onifre
10-13-2009 6:42 PM


Isto on Coulter
Christopher "Isto" White sings his Ann Coulter song....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqNs_S0n7P8

Doctor Bashir: "Of all the stories you told me, which were true and which weren't?"
Elim Garak: "My dear Doctor, they're all true"
Doctor Bashir: "Even the lies?"
Elim Garak: "Especially the lies"

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Lithodid-Man
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From: Juneau, Alaska, USA
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Message 341 of 540 (533456)
10-31-2009 2:54 AM


This has probably been posted before
But is new to me and made me laugh:
Would make an awesome bumper sticker!

Doctor Bashir: "Of all the stories you told me, which were true and which weren't?"
Elim Garak: "My dear Doctor, they're all true"
Doctor Bashir: "Even the lies?"
Elim Garak: "Especially the lies"

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Lithodid-Man
Member (Idle past 3190 days)
Posts: 504
From: Juneau, Alaska, USA
Joined: 03-22-2004


Message 363 of 540 (537285)
11-28-2009 3:58 AM


Gay conspiracy from "Run, Ronnie, Run"
Got to love Scott Thompson and David Cross! This is posted on my YouTube channel:

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