Well, at least "atheletics" is properly spelled phonetically, at least for North Georgia (or Texas).
And what's with "Be the hammer, not the nail" adjacent to the GOD FIRST sign? Does that blow your backup irony meter?
"The wretched world lies now under the tyranny of foolishness; things are believed by Christians of such absurdity as no one ever could aforetime induce the heathen to believe." - Agobard of Lyons, ca. 830 AD