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lyx2no
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Message 190 of 540 (506193)
04-23-2009 6:58 PM
Reply to: Message 188 by Percy
04-23-2009 8:16 AM


Red Cop Car
In Red Cop Car I see the hills at the right of frame in a 3-D that's as good or better than any 3-D movie I've ever seen. None of the others do it for me in the least.


Genesis 2
17 But of the ponderosa pine, thou shalt not eat of it; for in the day that thou shinniest thereof thou shalt sorely learn of thy nakedness.
18 And we all live happily ever after.
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Message 257 of 540 (516425)
07-24-2009 9:36 PM
Reply to: Message 256 by RAZD
07-24-2009 9:08 PM


Re: it's the real thing?
Pepsi is God.


Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.
Thomas Jefferson

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Message 260 of 540 (516433)
07-24-2009 10:40 PM
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07-24-2009 10:10 PM


Re: it's the real thing?
You're dead to me. I won't even quote your blasphemy.


Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.
Thomas Jefferson

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Message 265 of 540 (518139)
08-04-2009 8:07 AM
Reply to: Message 264 by rueh
08-04-2009 6:45 AM


Pepsi Jones
No joke: I keep Pepsi hidden in my room and basement. I wait for may parents to leave the house, then I sneak out to the store to by 2 liter bottles to refill my 20 ouncer. I'm 100 lbs. over weight and I'm not a big eater. 75+% of my caloric intake is Pepsi. I'm always moving: camping, hiking, boating, fishing, mowing the lawn, trimming the hedges, tending the gardens. My doctor advises that I seek counseling for Pepsi abuse.

A Week's Worth of Empties

I'm completely indifferent to Coke.


Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.
Thomas Jefferson

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Message 486 of 540 (550308)
03-14-2010 3:38 PM


Have You Heard the Good News Brother


You are now a million miles away from where you were in space-time when you started reading this sentence.
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Message 502 of 540 (552135)
03-26-2010 7:12 PM
Reply to: Message 501 by New Cat's Eye
03-26-2010 5:32 PM


Re: Funny puns from an email
(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)

It's not that bad.


You are now a million miles away from where you were in space-time when you started reading this sentence.
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