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Message 190 of 540 (506193)
04-23-2009 6:58 PM
Reply to: Message 188 by Percy
04-23-2009 8:16 AM


Red Cop Car
In Red Cop Car I see the hills at the right of frame in a 3-D that's as good or better than any 3-D movie I've ever seen. None of the others do it for me in the least.


Genesis 2
17 But of the ponderosa pine, thou shalt not eat of it; for in the day that thou shinniest thereof thou shalt sorely learn of thy nakedness.
18 And we all live happily ever after.

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Message 257 of 540 (516425)
07-24-2009 9:36 PM
Reply to: Message 256 by RAZD
07-24-2009 9:08 PM


Re: it's the real thing?
Pepsi is God.


Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.
— Thomas Jefferson

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Message 260 of 540 (516433)
07-24-2009 10:40 PM
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07-24-2009 10:10 PM


Re: it's the real thing?
You're dead to me. I won't even quote your blasphemy.


Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.
— Thomas Jefferson

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Message 265 of 540 (518139)
08-04-2009 8:07 AM
Reply to: Message 264 by rueh
08-04-2009 6:45 AM


Pepsi Jones
No joke: I keep Pepsi hidden in my room and basement. I wait for may parents to leave the house, then I sneak out to the store to by 2 liter bottles to refill my 20 ouncer. I'm 100 lbs. over weight and I'm not a big eater. 75+% of my caloric intake is Pepsi. I'm always moving: camping, hiking, boating, fishing, mowing the lawn, trimming the hedges, tending the gardens. My doctor advises that I seek counseling for Pepsi abuse.

A Week's Worth of Empties

I'm completely indifferent to Coke.


Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.
— Thomas Jefferson

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Message 486 of 540 (550308)
03-14-2010 3:38 PM


Have You Heard the Good News Brother


You are now a million miles away from where you were in space-time when you started reading this sentence.

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Message 502 of 540 (552135)
03-26-2010 7:12 PM
Reply to: Message 501 by New Cat's Eye
03-26-2010 5:32 PM


Re: Funny puns from an email
(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)

It's not that bad.


You are now a million miles away from where you were in space-time when you started reading this sentence.

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