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Faith 
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Message 511 of 540 (552991)
04-01-2010 6:11 AM


Found this on a conservative website. Interestingly the comedians aren't necessarily conservatives. Seems to be a lot of disappointment in Obama brewing.

Anyway I figure it should be a contrast from the usual kind of humor here.

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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -Letterman


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Faith 
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Message 513 of 540 (553021)
04-01-2010 8:46 AM
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04-01-2010 8:32 AM


Actually I thought it seemed out of character too. They are leftists, so why are they saying this stuff. There's no clue at the site. No source is given. I like the jokes though of course. They're only "tasteless" to a leftie.

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Message 517 of 540 (553047)
04-01-2010 9:37 AM
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Read post 513

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Faith 
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Message 519 of 540 (553053)
04-01-2010 9:44 AM
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04-01-2010 9:43 AM


I don't care what you claim. YOu think like a leftie. Most lefties today don't know they are lefties.

Edited by Faith, : No reason given.


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Faith 
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Message 522 of 540 (553070)
04-01-2010 10:27 AM
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04-01-2010 10:13 AM


Actually, I agree. I found the same jokes on other sites on a quick lookthrough without any attribution. I like the site I got them from, I like the owner, I'll have to tell her they are falsely attributed. It happens. She'll apologize.

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