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Aware Wolf
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Message 406 of 540 (543836)
01-21-2010 8:17 AM


This observation really belongs in the Irony thread, but lacking that, I'll put it here.
Iblis just decided to put off his "No Future" thread until... some later time.

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Message 407 of 540 (543901)
01-21-2010 5:01 PM
Reply to: Message 406 by Aware Wolf
01-21-2010 8:17 AM


Iblis just decided to put off his "No Future" thread until... some later time.

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hooah212002
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Message 408 of 540 (544395)
01-25-2010 10:20 PM



Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people
-Carl Sagan
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
-Carl Sagan

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Message 409 of 540 (544429)
01-26-2010 10:55 AM
Reply to: Message 408 by hooah212002
01-25-2010 10:20 PM


"Sparks Bon Voyage lyrics"
hey hooah212002,
Coincidence . . . I just recently bought Sparks' "Propaganda" CD. (Sparks is a "band" from early 70s that apparently is still performing, primarily in London). The song "Bon Voyage" greatly reminds me of your cartoon. The animals not picked by Noah lament their being left behind.
BON VOYAGE
Bon voyage, bon voyage
Bon voyage, bon voyage
Bon voyage, bon voyage
Bon voyage, bon voyage
Clouds forming on the gospel sky, trouble is about to brew on us
It didnt matter that we tried, they can only take a few from us
The fins and the paws and hooves and feet Saunter up the gangway
The randomest sampling is complete
God, could there be someway
That I could
wear a hood
or by the
way I stood
Sneak aboard with you
Imitate,
Imitate,
Imitate,
Imitate,
they still know its you
Bon voyage, bon voyage, bon voyage, peace be with all of you
I wish that I, I wish that I, were one of you
Tears falling on the sloping sand, there about to leave and we will stay
All governed by the rules of chance, theyre about to leave and we will stay
Goodbye to my lucky friends and foes, glad that we could know you
Everyone sends their last hello, I wish that we could join you
Two of you
Two of them
Two of those
Two of them
Safety for the few
Two of you
Two of them
Two of those
Two of them
They will start anew
Bon voyage, bon voyage, bon voyage peace be with all of you
I wish that I, I wish that I, I wish that I
Bon voyage, bon voyage
Bon voyage, bon voyage
Bon voyage, bon voyage
Bon voyage, bon voyage
Bickering,
Dickering,
Bickering,
Dickering,
Everything that moves
Bickering,
Dickering,
Bickering,
Dickering,
Final, futile moves
Bon voyage, bon voyage, bon voyage, peace be with all of you
I wish that I, I wish that I, I wish that I
Bon voyage, bon voyage
Bon voyage, bon voyage
Bon voyage, bon voyage
Bon voyage, bon voyage

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Taz
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Message 410 of 540 (544466)
01-26-2010 5:24 PM
Reply to: Message 406 by Aware Wolf
01-21-2010 8:17 AM


I punched in the word "irony" in the search engine and found this thread. Enjoy!

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RAZD
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Message 411 of 540 (544712)
01-27-2010 11:08 PM


Was noah hard of hearing?
Non-Sequitur of course

we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand
Rebel American Zen Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.


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Iblis
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Message 412 of 540 (544892)
01-29-2010 7:15 AM


In The Rough
I couldn't think of anything worthwile to say about Mighty Morphospecial Ecophenotypic Whatology to serve as a carrier for this in the Transitional Fossils Show Evolution in Process thread, where Nacho Man has badly bunged a study by Arnold & Parker, so I figured I would just toss it in here.
Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day on the Jack Nicklaus course in Montana. This course had a particularly difficult hole, and Moses expressed his doubts that Jesus could make the shot over the water.
"Watch this, Moses, I think I can do it," exclaimed Jesus. "I've seen Arnold Palmer make this shot, and if Arnold Palmer can do it, then so can I."
Moses rolled his eyes and let Jesus try. Sure enough, the ball splashed into the water. Moses parted the water for Jesus, who went in to retrieve his ball.
Jesus, however, was not ready to give up.
"I know I can do this, Moses -- I've seen Arnold Palmer do it, and if he can do it, then so can I."
True to form, however, Jesus' ball ended up back in the water. Moses parted the water, and Jesus went in to retrieve the ball.
"Look, Jesus," said Moses. "Try again if you like, but I'm not parting the water for you again."
"Fair enough, Moses," said Jesus. "But you know, I've seen Arnold Palmer make this shot, and if Arnold Palmer can do it, then so can I."
Once again, Jesus' ball was in the water. Jesus proceeded to walk upon the water to get it.
Another group of golfers came up behind Moses and saw Jesus walking on the water.
"Holy Cow!" one of them said to Moses. "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus ?"
"No," said Moses, rolling his eyes. "He thinks he's Arnold Palmer".
Jesus and Moses Playing Golf - golf jokes, Jesus, Moses, Arnold Palmer, golfers - Jokes: Jesus and Moses Playing Golf

Dr Adequate
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Message 413 of 540 (544902)
01-29-2010 10:33 AM


Mad People Are Funny

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Granny Magda
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Message 414 of 540 (544906)
01-29-2010 11:01 AM
Reply to: Message 413 by Dr Adequate
01-29-2010 10:33 AM


Re: Mad People Are Funny
Hi Dr A,
Yep, Mike Adams is pretty insane. "Skeptics believe that there is no such thing as human consciousness." What...?
Orac has an amusing take down here;
Page not found | ScienceBlogs
Mike Adams writes:
Skeptics believe that the human body has no ability to defend itself against invading microorganism and that the only things that can save people from viral infections are vaccines.
Orac writes:
I'd really love to see Adams provide evidence that "skeptics" believe that the body has "no ability to defend itself." The truly hilarious thing about this bit is that Adams is too clueless to realize that the very principle upon which vaccines work depends upon the body's ability to defend itself from invading microorganisms. They don't work (or don't work as well) in patients who are immunosuppressed, whose immune systems don't work, for whatever reason. Truly, the cluelessness of Mike Adams knows no bounds.
Mutate and Survive

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Phat
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Message 415 of 540 (544915)
01-29-2010 12:42 PM


Funny, but true
This was an actual political spot run on TV in New Orleans. They are the only state I know where coroners are elected to their position.
Wonder what good Doctor Minyard did wrong? I can see it now:
"Dirt dug up on Minyard"...."The man has skeletons in his closet"....or maybe he just faces "stiff competition" for reelection!

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Message 416 of 540 (544916)
01-29-2010 12:48 PM
Reply to: Message 415 by Phat
01-29-2010 12:42 PM


Re: Funny, but true
They are the only state I know where coroners are elected to their position.
quote:
Coroners in the United States are usually county-level officers, are often elected (rather than appointed) officials, and usually do not need to hold any medical qualification.
Coroner - Wikipedia

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Huntard
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Message 417 of 540 (544924)
01-29-2010 2:03 PM


Come on, raise the dead, you can do it aka zombie apocalypse
I feel like someone ressurected me after watching this...
zombie apocalypse is here!

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New Cat's Eye
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Message 418 of 540 (544926)
01-29-2010 2:24 PM
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01-29-2010 2:03 PM


Re: Come on, raise the dead, you can do it aka zombie apocalypse
Ugh.
That guy makes me want to go back to being an atheist.

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New Cat's Eye
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Message 419 of 540 (544934)
01-29-2010 3:50 PM


Real-Life Superheroes
Not Found, Error 404
quote:
Welcome to the World Superhero Registry. This site serves as a public forum and resource center for the Real-Life Superhero community.
...a bunch of nerds dressing up in costumes and fighting crime.
Someone's gonna get themselves hurt.
Edited by Catholic Scientist, : No reason given.

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Message 420 of 540 (544948)
01-29-2010 8:26 PM
Reply to: Message 419 by New Cat's Eye
01-29-2010 3:50 PM


Re: Real-Life Superheroes
...a bunch of nerds dressing up in costumes and fighting crime.
Someone's gonna get themselves hurt.
...or make a movie about it.
Oh shit, look what # this post is!!! Sweet 4-20!
- Oni
Edited by onifre, : No reason given.

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