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Aware Wolf Member (Idle past 1420 days) Posts: 156 From: New Hampshire, USA Joined: |
This observation really belongs in the Irony thread, but lacking that, I'll put it here.
Iblis just decided to put off his "No Future" thread until... some later time.
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Iblis just decided to put off his "No Future" thread until... some later time.
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 802 days) Posts: 3193 Joined:
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Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people -Carl Sagan For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.-Carl Sagan
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dronestar Member Posts: 1407 From: usa Joined: |
hey hooah212002,
Coincidence . . . I just recently bought Sparks' "Propaganda" CD. (Sparks is a "band" from early 70s that apparently is still performing, primarily in London). The song "Bon Voyage" greatly reminds me of your cartoon. The animals not picked by Noah lament their being left behind. BON VOYAGE Bon voyage, bon voyageBon voyage, bon voyage Bon voyage, bon voyage Bon voyage, bon voyage Clouds forming on the gospel sky, trouble is about to brew on usIt didnt matter that we tried, they can only take a few from us The fins and the paws and hooves and feet Saunter up the gangway The randomest sampling is complete God, could there be someway That I could wear a hood or by the way I stood Sneak aboard with you Imitate, Imitate, Imitate, Imitate, they still know its you Bon voyage, bon voyage, bon voyage, peace be with all of youI wish that I, I wish that I, were one of you Tears falling on the sloping sand, there about to leave and we will stayAll governed by the rules of chance, theyre about to leave and we will stay Goodbye to my lucky friends and foes, glad that we could know you Everyone sends their last hello, I wish that we could join you Two of you Two of them Two of those Two of them Safety for the few Two of you Two of them Two of those Two of them They will start anew Bon voyage, bon voyage, bon voyage peace be with all of youI wish that I, I wish that I, I wish that I Bon voyage, bon voyageBon voyage, bon voyage Bon voyage, bon voyage Bon voyage, bon voyage Bickering,Dickering, Bickering, Dickering, Everything that moves Bickering, Dickering, Bickering, Dickering, Final, futile moves Bon voyage, bon voyage, bon voyage, peace be with all of you I wish that I, I wish that I, I wish that I Bon voyage, bon voyageBon voyage, bon voyage Bon voyage, bon voyage Bon voyage, bon voyage
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Taz Member (Idle past 3292 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
I punched in the word "irony" in the search engine and found this thread. Enjoy!
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1405 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Non-Sequitur of course
we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. • • • Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click) • • • |
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Iblis Member (Idle past 3896 days) Posts: 663 Joined: |
I couldn't think of anything worthwile to say about Mighty Morphospecial Ecophenotypic Whatology to serve as a carrier for this in the Transitional Fossils Show Evolution in Process thread, where Nacho Man has badly bunged a study by Arnold & Parker, so I figured I would just toss it in here.
Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day on the Jack Nicklaus course in Montana. This course had a particularly difficult hole, and Moses expressed his doubts that Jesus could make the shot over the water. "Watch this, Moses, I think I can do it," exclaimed Jesus. "I've seen Arnold Palmer make this shot, and if Arnold Palmer can do it, then so can I." Moses rolled his eyes and let Jesus try. Sure enough, the ball splashed into the water. Moses parted the water for Jesus, who went in to retrieve his ball. Jesus, however, was not ready to give up. "I know I can do this, Moses -- I've seen Arnold Palmer do it, and if he can do it, then so can I." True to form, however, Jesus' ball ended up back in the water. Moses parted the water, and Jesus went in to retrieve the ball. "Look, Jesus," said Moses. "Try again if you like, but I'm not parting the water for you again." "Fair enough, Moses," said Jesus. "But you know, I've seen Arnold Palmer make this shot, and if Arnold Palmer can do it, then so can I." Once again, Jesus' ball was in the water. Jesus proceeded to walk upon the water to get it. Another group of golfers came up behind Moses and saw Jesus walking on the water. "Holy Cow!" one of them said to Moses. "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus ?" "No," said Moses, rolling his eyes. "He thinks he's Arnold Palmer". Jesus and Moses Playing Golf - golf jokes, Jesus, Moses, Arnold Palmer, golfers - Jokes: Jesus and Moses Playing Golf
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 284 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
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Granny Magda Member Posts: 2462 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.0 |
Hi Dr A,
Yep, Mike Adams is pretty insane. "Skeptics believe that there is no such thing as human consciousness." What...? Orac has an amusing take down here; Page not found | ScienceBlogs
Mike Adams writes: Skeptics believe that the human body has no ability to defend itself against invading microorganism and that the only things that can save people from viral infections are vaccines. Orac writes: I'd really love to see Adams provide evidence that "skeptics" believe that the body has "no ability to defend itself." The truly hilarious thing about this bit is that Adams is too clueless to realize that the very principle upon which vaccines work depends upon the body's ability to defend itself from invading microorganisms. They don't work (or don't work as well) in patients who are immunosuppressed, whose immune systems don't work, for whatever reason. Truly, the cluelessness of Mike Adams knows no bounds. Mutate and Survive
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Phat Member Posts: 18262 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.1 |
This was an actual political spot run on TV in New Orleans. They are the only state I know where coroners are elected to their position.
Wonder what good Doctor Minyard did wrong? I can see it now:"Dirt dug up on Minyard"...."The man has skeletons in his closet"....or maybe he just faces "stiff competition" for reelection!
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They are the only state I know where coroners are elected to their position. quote: Coroner - Wikipedia
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Huntard Member (Idle past 2295 days) Posts: 2870 From: Limburg, The Netherlands Joined: |
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Ugh.
That guy makes me want to go back to being an atheist.
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quote: ...a bunch of nerds dressing up in costumes and fighting crime. Someone's gonna get themselves hurt. Edited by Catholic Scientist, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
...a bunch of nerds dressing up in costumes and fighting crime. Someone's gonna get themselves hurt.
...or make a movie about it. Oh shit, look what # this post is!!! Sweet 4-20! - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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