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DevilsAdvocate
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Message 121 of 540 (488870)
11-18-2008 8:31 PM
Reply to: Message 120 by Asgara
11-18-2008 2:47 PM


Re: Stunning Break with Last Eight Years
ROTFLC. That is hillarious. I wish I could send it to my coworkers however I think I would get in trouble with my current command-in-chief who has yet to speak a total-coherent gramatically correct sentance.

You made my night.


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kuresu
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Message 122 of 540 (489383)
11-26-2008 5:20 PM


Well, it seems that Buz's thread is devolving into the ravings of badly-defining conservatives and pot-humor. But this takes the cake:

quote:
This logic is also why germans are so gruff, why italians talk a lot, why brits are shits, the irish spoiling for fights, the swedes so cold, and the danes impossible to understand (no, seriously. Listen to them sometime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk).

And since you're in the netherlands, you're obviously in hell or something since you sit lower than anybody else, so you're doubly messed up.


To which Huntard replies:

quote:
While this is true in a general sense, I live in the province of Limburg, which is the highest province we have

I honestly don't think I'll stop laughing about this until the weekend.

To make it all the better, one of our resident canadians, Dr. Jones*, illuminated this previously unknown aspect of SecDef Gates:

quote:
this move obviously exposes Gates as a double secret stealth muslim who has weaseled his way into the job in order to hand over the US and Israel to the muslim hordes.

Ah, to long for the days of serious political discussion!

*since he's not posting, I'll say it for him: Not an actual doctor.


  
Granny Magda
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Message 123 of 540 (490998)
12-10-2008 5:38 PM


Hoverboy! The Only Hero Protecting You From Science!
Just had to post this.


Click to enlarge

Hoverboy; creationist super-hero.

And if that tickles your fancy, you may also be interested to learn that Superman is a dick. No, really...

Mutate and Survive


"The Bible is like a person, and if you torture it long enough, you can get it to say almost anything you'd like it to say." -- Rev. Dr. Francis H. Wade
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Message 124 of 540 (491127)
12-11-2008 9:08 PM
Reply to: Message 123 by Granny Magda
12-10-2008 5:38 PM


Re: Hoverboy! The Only Hero Protecting You From Science!
So how does he hover without science? Levitation? Or does he use a vacuum and they misspelled it?

you may also be interested to learn that Superman is a dick.

Curiously this only makes sense if Lois Lane has no say in getting married ... bizarre world.

Enjoy.


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Granny Magda
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Message 125 of 540 (491221)
12-12-2008 3:32 PM
Reply to: Message 124 by RAZD
12-11-2008 9:08 PM


Re: Hoverboy! The Only Hero Protecting You From Science!
Curiously this only makes sense if Lois Lane has no say in getting married ... bizarre world.

You think that's bad? This one fails to make sense on any level you can think of.


Click to enlarge

http://superdickery.com/ has 250 of these gems along with some unintentional saucy bits under the banner of Seduction of the Innocent. I spent an awfully long time going through all these, giggling like an idiot. :)

Mutate and Survive


"The Bible is like a person, and if you torture it long enough, you can get it to say almost anything you'd like it to say." -- Rev. Dr. Francis H. Wade
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Taz
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Message 126 of 540 (491287)
12-13-2008 2:17 PM


The creationist's version of the theory of evolution verified!!!
From poodle to ninja turtle

From poodle to rooster.

Poodle to peacock.

Poodle to camel.

Poodle to dragon.

And who says a dog can't give birth to a reptile or a bird?


Shield
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Message 127 of 540 (491292)
12-13-2008 4:55 PM


A physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic...
"A physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time. The physicist chose the fire, which gave humanity the power over matter. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
"Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."
"Yes - so what?"
"Think about it." said the mystic reverently. That little bottle - how does it *know*?""
  
Huntard
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Message 128 of 540 (491355)
12-14-2008 5:16 PM


Shoes thrown at Bush
When giving an interview in Iraq today, this is what happened to your poor president:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duLds-TZMGw

Edited by Huntard, : No reason given.


I hunt for the truth
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Rrhain
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Message 129 of 540 (491360)
12-14-2008 8:43 PM
Reply to: Message 128 by Huntard
12-14-2008 5:16 PM


Re: Shoes thrown at Bush
Just to point out, throwing a shoe in Arabic culture is extremely insulting.


Rrhain

Thank you for your submission to Science. Your paper was reviewed by a jury of seventh graders so that they could look for balance and to allow them to make up their own minds. We are sorry to say that they found your paper "bogus," specifically describing the section on the laboratory work "boring." We regret that we will be unable to publish your work at this time.
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onifre
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Message 130 of 540 (491404)
12-15-2008 5:29 PM
Reply to: Message 128 by Huntard
12-14-2008 5:16 PM


Re: Shoes thrown at Bush
When giving an interview in Iraq today, this is what happened to your poor president:

ROFLMAO!!! Thats awesome! If only the shoe would have struck his stupid forehead. Maybe it would have knocked some sense into him! lol


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Granny Magda
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Message 131 of 540 (491775)
12-21-2008 12:29 AM


Have a Scary Solstice!
OK, I've been trying to resist posting these for ages. I thought I would save them for Christmas. The following is written by the HP Lovecraft Historical society and performed by the Dagon Tabernacle Choir. For those who like a little sanity-busting cosmic horror with their Yuletide festivities, I give you The Carol of the Old Ones!

There are loads of these. I just love them. The above is probably the best, but It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fish-Men and Awake Ye Scary Great Old Ones are pretty damn good as well. They will return!

Mutate and Survive...
and have a scary solstice!


"The Bible is like a person, and if you torture it long enough, you can get it to say almost anything you'd like it to say." -- Rev. Dr. Francis H. Wade
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cavediver
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Message 132 of 540 (491786)
12-21-2008 5:02 AM
Reply to: Message 131 by Granny Magda
12-21-2008 12:29 AM


Re: Have a Scary Solstice!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Help, I'm dying...

Have just sent these to my old CoC RPG gang.

Thank you, Granny. Very much appreciated.


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Message 133 of 540 (491790)
12-21-2008 7:28 AM
Reply to: Message 132 by cavediver
12-21-2008 5:02 AM


Re: Have a Scary Solstice!
The HPLHS have put out some good stuff. So far there are 3 music CDs - "A Very Scary Solstice" and "An Even Scarier Solsitce" (IIRC) and the musical "A Shoggoth on the Roof", two audio drama adaptions ("At the Mountains of Madness" and "The Dunwich Horror") and a DVD of "The Call of Cthulhu" (a largely faithful adaption, as a 1920s or '30s silent movie).

Leisure Games in London stock most of the HPLHS stuff and they do mail order.


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Agobot
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Message 134 of 540 (491798)
12-21-2008 9:01 AM


Guy is ghost riding his whip:

Another ghost rider:


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Message 135 of 540 (491811)
12-21-2008 10:39 AM
Reply to: Message 134 by Agobot
12-21-2008 9:01 AM


What's amazing to me is that these people actually post proof of their stupidity on youtube.

Happy Holidaze eh?


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by our ability to understand
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... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.


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