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onifre

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Message 43 of 100 (641537)
11-20-2011 5:21 AM

Reply to: Message 42 by Rrhain
11-20-2011 4:55 AM

I mean really...how many years have y'all been sniggering? Is there a reason why you can't seem to stop speculating about where it is I put my penis? If you want to ask me out, then just do it. Stop trying to rile me up. There's a fine line between "pushy bottom" and "dickwad." If you're trying to get me to treat you like the sub you really wish to be, I can understand why you'd want to try and piss me off so I'll be that much more into putting you in your place. But in the end, I will not be giving it to you in the end. Your pathetic attempts to anger me only make me pity you.

And I don't do pity fucks, no matter what sex the person I fuck is.

You're one of the gays, Peter Pan, it's easy to tell. Only a queen would react like a drama queen as you have from Phats single comment.

Maybe you can talk to Jesus, it helped AE. He's a real man's man now that Jesus taught him, aint no thang like pussy.

Oni

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Message 51 of 100 (641641)
11-21-2011 12:01 AM

Reply to: Message 44 by Rrhain
11-20-2011 1:58 PM

Onifre, sweetie, honey, baby, pussycat, it just ain't gonna happen. No matter how much you beg, no matter how desperate you get, I am never going to give you the release you need. I know that upsets you. I know that you start to drip every time you start thinking about my cock and what you wish I would do to you with it. But the more you talk about my sex life all the while you crow about your superiority, the more we all see just how bad you've got the jones for my DNA in your ass.

That's so graphic.

Can you bring yourself to stop being so fixated on where I put my dick?

Believe me I'm not fixated on where you put your dick... I always saw you more as a bottom. A taker rather than a giver.

Remember, Jesus will heal you if you just let him inside you.

- Oni

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Message 67 of 100 (641708)
11-21-2011 10:49 PM

Reply to: Message 53 by Rrhain
11-21-2011 2:19 PM

Since you cant seem to stop fantasizing about me stroking the insides of your rectum

I'm truly enjoying all your different versions of describing butt sex. This has been totally worth it just for that.

Then why is it that in a thread that had nothing to do with me and which I wasn't participating in, you brought up my sex life?

Because you acted like a drama queen and YOU YOURSELF brought up the question of your sexuality:

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I mean really...how many years have y'all been sniggering? Is there a reason why you can't seem to stop speculating about where it is I put my penis?
—Rrhain

You usually bring it up. You like to make it the center of the topic then get all self-righeous about it like you're the only one who defends gay people.

See, there you go again, trying to piss me off so that I will rise in anger against you, as if being a bottom were a bad thing, somehow less of a man.

It does make you a little less. But worry not, I considered you a power bottom, and that's as tough as they come.

You know, it's rude to steal someone else's material. Granted, Artemis isn't much of a comedian, but it was his joke.

Actually it's a lot of peoples joke, from South Park to stand up comics. But I'm sure AE doesn't mind me using it for fun to shit on a Peter Pan-looking, liberal, power bottom like you.

- Oni

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Message 79 of 100 (641851)
11-22-2011 11:14 PM

Reply to: Message 68 by Rrhain
11-22-2011 2:50 AM

Huh? How could I have been acting like anything in a thread I wasn't participating in?

Your reaction to Phat's posts was you acting like a drama queen, queen. It was a smiley face and a joke, but you took it to mean that he was calling you gay and that many of us care about your sexuality. When really we don't, or at least I don't, but it sure is fun to call you a fag and watch you react to it.

Could it be because I'm the only one you want to fuck you?

Oh c'mon, there's also Straggler who I have a man crush on and Larni who I'd blow in a instant! No homo, but seriously, totally homo.

See, that's why you keep getting rejected: You're still ashamed of yourself. The stink of self-hatred is so thick that it wouldn't be an act of mercy to show you the kindness of human contact the way you so desperately desire. You'd be so self-loathing when it was over, if not halfway through, that no self-respecting person would ever respond. Nobody wants to hear you cry in self-pity in the middle of a screw.

Someday, when you finally learn that your feelings are OK to have, you may finally find someone willing to touch you. But it'll never happen until you learn to let go of your obsession with my dick.

You seem more obsessed with someone having an obsession with your dick, that I think even if someone had an obsession with your dick, you would still out-obsess them over your dick.

I see...you can't even steal original material.

How can I steal something that didn't belong to someone? Clearly AE did a little stealing too, right? Or can it just be one of those jokes that every one plays with in different context?

Please do tell, Peter Pan, how does one have fun on a forum with stock bits and playful jokes?

See, I'm an actor.

Dressing up like a fag and prancing around stage like a fairy is not acting. (Sorry, I became my dad during my childhood for a second.)

You're the one who's supposed to be coming up with the new stuff.

I am? Here too? Fuck that, Percy needs to pay if that's going to happen. You guys get my cruise ship act here, the A material is for the clubs.

Or you guys can follow me on Twitter @OniPerez, fresh new jokes everyday.

You certainly aren't connected to funny as our last foray showed. Have you figured why the joke was comedy rather than cruelty yet?

I answered it many times over, you know that. You're just being a fag about it.

- Oni

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onifre

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Message 80 of 100 (641853)
11-22-2011 11:19 PM

Reply to: Message 74 by Straggler
11-22-2011 4:03 PM

I, on the other hand, promise to be gentle and sensitive to your first-timer needs.

Dude, you think a dick going in is worse than some of the stuff I've had come out of me after drunken, late night disgusting pothead eating?

I've taken shits so bad I'd pray for a dick. I'd trade some shits for the worse jail house raping you could think of.

- Oni

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