Let's talk about drugs

Many drugs are delicious and good for you. They should be immediately legalized and freely distributed.There are also drugs that will fuck you up fiercely. They should be immediately legalized so the government can regulate them.This is such an astonishing no-brainer that I can't believe there's even a "drug issue" in this country.

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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert

That's easy: don't.However, if legalization of mind-altering or addictive substances really presents terrible legal problems, there've gotta be ways around them. We should sit down over a beer and a pack of cigarettes, and figure it out.

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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert

True. Doesn't mean a person shouldn't be able to fuck themselves right on up if they want to. Legalization would reduce the number of basement meth labs, just as legalization of alcohol pretty much wiped out backroom distilleries. The safety of manufacture is a reason to introduce the government control that comes with legalization.

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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert