I signed up for that miracle spring water 2 or 3 years ago just for fun. He sent me a bunch of hilarious shit and sold my name to a bunch of sleazy advertizers. For example, I got an offer from Hustler magazine, which I can't attribute to anythign other than Mr. Poopoff. It was worth it for all the money whoring hilarious scams that I got. Bags of sunflower seeds, pennies, ribons, buttons, marbles - all this stupid junk drawer shit with ridiculous letters asking for money is lots of creative ways. I only threw it all out recently.
..In another way it's depressing to think of all the people who can barely afford to live who clutch at staws, giving money to this clownshoe.
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