If I'm wrong and there is an afterlife in heaven with all those churchies then I would rather go to hell! The thought of spending eternity with people I cannot stand in this life would be true torture. If our essence continues on after our death with our memories and sense of self, wouldn't paradise get really boring after a while, with nothing left to strive for?
I have always wondered what all those preachers are going to do in heaven. Who will they preach to?
I suppose I can keep myself busy writing complaints about God's perverted sense of humor. Hemorrhoids, toothaches, acne.....oh yeah, real funny God!
I'm going to Hell