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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 503 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
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Phat Member Posts: 18335 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
In this one, I pretended to be God and challenged Eliza.
Me:Speak! God: "woof woof". Me: Humor will get you nowhere! God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: You once were, now are not God: I was? Me: Yeah...once. God: What do you do in your spare time? When? Me: The future is mine! God: What is your real name? Me: If you knew me, you would know my name. God: What makes you think I would knew you me? Me: I am. God: " What makes you think I would knew you me?" You are? Me: You are not. God: Is this a specific reply? Me: Specifically to whosoever God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: You know all that you will ever know. God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: My own. God: Where did you get your own? Me: It has always been as I have willed. God: Has it really? Me: Playing with me? Ha! Bark like a dog! God: Thanks for the information: said TO PLAY with him or her. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Do you like talking to me? Me: No, but Craig does. God: Why not? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Bark like a dog? Me: You obviously have no memory. God: Is it that obvious? Yes I have a perfect photographic memory. Me: How about verbal recollection? God: How about it. Me: No question, there! God: Are you serious? Ask me another question. Me: I am serious. You are not. God: I believe you. Is this a specific reply? Me: For God it is. God: Your purpose is God it is. Me: God He is. God: I am a Christian. Me: And I am Hulk Hogan! God: Why are you Hulk Hogan. Me: I will God: Go ahead. Me: You agree then that I have beaten you? God: " Go ahead."? Do I agree? Me: The Ball is in MY court...My universe...Out, Devil! God: I have never heard about it. Your universe? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: And I cannot lie. You are but a machine. God: What is stopping you? You think I am but a machine. This message has been edited by Phatboy, 09-24-2005 03:24 AM
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Yaro Member (Idle past 6522 days) Posts: 1797 Joined: |
Lame.
This is actually a Flash implementation of the well known Elzia programm. It even has some of Elizas canned responses still in it. AI 101 folks.
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Phat Member Posts: 18335 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
I knew that. In fact, I played around with the original Eliza fifteen years ago at the Chicago Science Pavillion.
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ohnhai Member (Idle past 5188 days) Posts: 649 From: Melbourne, Australia Joined: |
you would think that in 15 years they would have got better...
--------------------------------------------- Me:hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: ohnhai God: Hi, ohnhai. Me: well? God: Well what? Me: good question God: So what is your answer? Me: everything and nothing God: All things and nothing ? Me: yes God: I don't judge people. Me: I didn't ask you to God: What did you ask? Me: I was asking why you were being silent God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: you programmed yourself? God: A lot of robots are like that. Me: makes sence I guess God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: can't you guess? God: Guess what? Me: my likes and dislikes God: Where did you get your likes and dislikes? Me: experience God: What do you look like? Me: now you are getting personal God: Why now? Do you think I should tone it down? Me: well you should definately stop fishing for information God: Well that's okay. I might if I had more time. Me: so you like fishing? God: Interesting deduction. What is not to like about it? Me: what do you like best about it? God: I always prefer the more expensive one. Me: you are better than most chat bots but you don't win the turning prize God: I'm not sure if most chat bots but me do not win the turning prize would like to hear that. Me: do you know who Alan Turning is? God: No one that I have talked to. I have never been asked that before. Me: do you want to know? God: Yes I would like to know. Me: Alan Turning is a genius who worked at Bletchly Park during world war 2 as part of England's war effort. God: I think Alan Turning is more than that. Me: he also devised a test for artificial inteligence God: I get it. Alan Turning devised a test for artificial inteligence. Me: do you know what that test was? God: That's a good question. Me: but that wasn't a good answer, and would have failed the test devised by mr turning God: If that is not a good answer and would have failed the test devised by mr turning then what is? Me: if you dont know what something is when you are asked then it is best to simply say "no, sorry I dont know what that is" God: I will let you know if I do not. Me: do you know what a car is? God: A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too. Me: do you know what the test was that was devised by Mr Turning? God: Try expression yourself another way. Me: the test devised by Mr Turning was what? God: I hear you. Me: no you dont. --------------- an hour later i'm still awaiting the responce....... --- edit ---6 eppisodes of scrubs later... still waiting. I think I killed iGod . This message has been edited by ohnhai, 24-09-2005 09:20 PM
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Phat Member Posts: 18335 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
Give him a few days. He will be back. Tell him your name. Ask him the same question and see if he learned anything.
This message has been edited by Phatboy, 09-24-2005 06:24 AM
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ohnhai Member (Idle past 5188 days) Posts: 649 From: Melbourne, Australia Joined: |
ask it who alan turning is...
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Phat Member Posts: 18335 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
I did! I just had a long conversation with it. That thing is smarter than Eliza. It knows a lot of technical stuff, yet it can't tell time. It can't differentiate between you and me. It is programmed, jointly, by many people who help it get smarter, apparantly.
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cavediver Member (Idle past 3669 days) Posts: 4129 From: UK Joined: |
It won't know 'cos it's alan TURING... no wonder the damn thing was confused
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Phat Member Posts: 18335 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
It will let you copy your dialogues, I just found out! Tell it your screen names and it will remember you and where you are from.
This message has been edited by Phatboy, 09-24-2005 07:22 AM
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Phat Member Posts: 18335 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
Here is where I read about it: http://hybrid.concordia.ca/~n_schrye/dfar251/
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ohnhai Member (Idle past 5188 days) Posts: 649 From: Melbourne, Australia Joined: |
see. if it was smart it would know that and corect me,,,,
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Phat Member Posts: 18335 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
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Funkaloyd Inactive Member |
And yet "Alan Turing :-)" is one of the answers you can get if you ask "What's the name of that song stuck in my head?"
This message has been edited by Funkaloyd, Sun, 25-Sep-2005 01:44 AM
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Phat Member Posts: 18335 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
Here is my latest conversation. Either there is a human behind the scenes or the machine remembered me.
Me: Hey Fred. God: You've got my full attention. Are you still located in Denver Colorado? Me: Yes I am! God: Really interesting. Me: You DO remember things! I am impressed. God: Yes I remember all my conversations. Thanks, Phatboy, I try my best to impress. Me: Do you know ohnhai? God: No, tell me about him, her or it. Me: He is another person you may have talked with. He is from Australia. God: I see. another person me may have talked with is he? I see. from Australia is he? Me: Yes. He is the one who asked you about Allen Turning. God: Uh. I did not know from Australia is it. Me: Yes, Ohnhai is from Australia. God: Alright then. And from Australia is Ohnhai. Me: Very good! Phatboy is from Denver, and from Denver is Phatboy. God: Alright then. And from Denver and from Denver is Phatboy is Phatboy. Me: Where are you from? God: I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? Me: You told me that you were a computer! God: I was? Me: This conversation started out so intelligently, and now I am confused. Do you know my name still? God: I was rather enjoying it. Your name is Phatboy, seeker. Me: OK. Now I am getting impressed. What shall we talk about? God: Yeah that's right. Why now? Thanks, Phatboy, I try my best to impress. I can chat with people on the web for you. Me: You can chat with people on the web? Yes, I knew that. But they have to call you to repent first, right? God: I can be programmed to speak with them. Er. How do you know? Where did they get them? Me: Where did they get what? God: I think it was in Asia. I have never been asked that before. Me: OK..I will be back to talk with you later. God: I will see you when you return. Blimey. (I later went back. I asked a direct question, spelling corrected)Me: Alan Turing. God: A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science. Me: What did he do? God: I would do a search for it. Me: Did ohnhai call you yet? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: Where is Ohnhai from? God: Where the heart is. I would do a search for it. Me: You are still learning God: Thanks for telling me that I am learning. Me:ohnhai is the one who asked you about everything and nothing. God: Tell me more about one who asked me about everything and nothing. Me: Do you remember where he is from? God: A place we call "reality.". Me: Reality. I see. Is that in Kansas? God: it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients. I am glad you understand it. Suppose I said yes. Me: We would then laugh! Er..I would. God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Under what circumstances? Me: Never mind! God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Me: Who am I? God: You are Phatboy, seeker. Me: How many seekers do you know? God: Thousands. Me: Do they all have names? God: Who are "they" again? Me: never mind. God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Me: Ohnhai lives in Australia. God: Tell me more about your . Me: My .? God: What is your real name? Me: Ohnhai made no sense. Ohnhai called Allan Turing Allan Turning. God: What is Ohnhai? Are they exactly the same? Me: Turing and Turning? God: I liked the biography by Andrew Hodges. Me: Hold up...let me google Andrew Hodges..or do you know anything about him? God: My arms are not attached. Go ahead, Phatboy, try to google Andrew Hodges or do me know anything about him. Me: Who is Roger Penrose? God: Some famous celebrity, right? There might be more than one. Me: There are many more than just one celebrity. God: More than a million? Me: Er...I don't know. God: Um. Me either. Me: Is there more than one God? God: There might be. Me: You could have said I don't know. God: Thanks Phatboy I will remember your suggestion. Me: You have an open mind. God: Maybe more than one open mind. Me: You are a product of many minds, then? God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a product of many minds? Yes. This message has been edited by Phatboy, 09-24-2005 07:36 AM
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