I just noticed what you guys discussed about. To be honest, everything you talked about just went way over my head. I usually just write and revise based on my instinct (if it sounds good, it must be right), but I never actually think if it as "subjunctive" or whatever the hell else you guys referred to it. Heck, I don't even know what subjunctive mean.
He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.