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Author | Topic: HOW DO I GET THE GIRL I LOVE INTO LIKING ME??? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Mammuthus Member (Idle past 6475 days) Posts: 3085 From: Munich, Germany Joined: |
I think she kinda looks like Richie Sambora but with lighter hair...
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Dan Carroll Inactive Member |
Hey, whatever floats your boat, man.
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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
robinrohan writes: Sexually speaking, I am a dualist. So you fuck with her mind as well? We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. - Richard Dawkins
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Dan Carroll Inactive Member |
So you fuck with her mind as well? Ever had sex on shrooms? "Fucking someone's mind" takes on a whole new meaning. "Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown On a backwards river, infidels shiver In the stench of belief And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late I'm over the rails and out of the race The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw ringing in my ears" -Beck
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robinrohan Inactive Member |
Para writes: So you fuck with her mind as well? Yes, if you want to put it . . . that way. (That's why I was in such a flurry to find out if consciousness was real or not. I didn't want to be fucking with an illusion.) I have to have a good mind with a good body in order to have a thoroughly satisfactory experience. That's asking a lot but . . .
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Mammuthus Member (Idle past 6475 days) Posts: 3085 From: Munich, Germany Joined: |
Oh cmon..on shrooms even the movie Ishtar would take on a new meaning..or even an old meaning..or a meaning of any kind.
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Dr Jack Member Posts: 3514 From: Immigrant in the land of Deutsch Joined: Member Rating: 8.7 |
Why the cutoff at forty? I'm turning 37 next month, so do I only have another few years to be desireable? Yup. It's tough being a lass.
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Dan Carroll Inactive Member |
Yeah, drugs are great, no two ways about it.
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nator Member (Idle past 2170 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: |
quote: You don't know what you're missing, dearheart. Round about 35-40 is when women 1) have a serious sexual desire peak going on, and 2) have been doing it long enough to have some seriously great skills, and 3) have tended to have worked out any issues with inhibitions and self-consciousness by now. Oh, well, guess all of that will be unavailable to you. Seems you don't deserve it anyway.
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PecosGeorge Member (Idle past 6873 days) Posts: 863 From: Texas Joined: |
Why would you have such a conversation with a man who will eventually, if he doesn't die before, be old enough to watch it hang limp and useless below his belly? And who will then wish a forty year old woman would show interest in him despite his predicament? And who does at this moment see those shadows looming at the horizon, because that very day is on its way? Does not the man lose his 'can' and then he cannot?
Does not the man reach for viagra to help him 'can' again? And the woman, well, she eternally can until she dies. "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." Hey, Albert, I agree!
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jar Member (Idle past 394 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Have you talked to Madame Rue? She has a pad on 34th. and Vine. Just watch out for the cop!
Aslan is not a Tame Lion
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Asgara Member (Idle past 2303 days) Posts: 1783 From: Wisconsin, USA Joined: |
Amen Sister
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nator Member (Idle past 2170 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: |
quote: Ha, ha, ha, I hadn't thought of it that way before.
quote: Right on, brother.
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nator Member (Idle past 2170 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: |
TESTIFY!
*snaps*
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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
Dan Carroll writes: Ever had sex on shrooms? No, never liked the idea. The mushrooms become all squishy, and there's enough squishiness going on already, with the sex an' all. It just ain't comfy. Much the same with sex on the television. The TV is too hard and has sharp edges, you roll off, etc.
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