The Return of Humor

This guy dies and shows up at the pearly gates. The angle there greats him:"Hi, welcome to heaven! Would you like a tour before you go to your new residence?"The man replies: "Sure that would be great!"So the angle takes him thrugh the gates and they start walking down a golden path. Soon they come upon an area full of minerats, mosques, Music and song.The man asks "What is this?". The angel replies "This is the muslem heaven, you see we build each religion a special heaven per their ideological specifications."They continue walking, soon they come across a heaven where everyone is medittating, radiating light and chanting. "This is the Buhdist heaven where all achive enlightenment and 'oneness' with the unverse."Onward they travel till they come to a heaven with people dancing in the streats, drinking wine, and generaly having a good time. "This is the heaven of the Jews where no one has to worry, and all earthly plesures are shared by all."Finaly they come to a heaven done up in a gothic style, huge cathedrals and crosses. It is very still here except for the faint music of harps. The angel says "Shhhh... we must be very quiet."The man asks "Why do we need to be quiet?"The angel replies: "This is the christian heaven, and they think their the only ones here."This message has been edited by Yaro, 11-13-2004 11:36 AM

Ya, that was awsome!they should promote it. I wish he would ahve put it in the Coffee House to begin with, cuz that's where it's gonna go.