Caution: Sexually explict joke to follow.
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Just before two young people were to get married, the bride and groom could not be found. Much to everyone’s relief, the groom shows up just in time to walk out with the best man. His best man notices a huge grin on the groom’s face and says, You seem really happy.
The groom says, Yes I am. I just got a fantastic blow job and I got it from the woman I’m going to spend the rest of my life with.
The bride also shows up just in time to glide gracefully down the aisle with her father. Once she reaches the alter, her maid of honor noticing the bride’s radiant smile says, You seem so happy. The bride replies, Yes I am. I just gave the last blow job of my life.
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