Engrish.com vely funny web-site.
And a joke:
BAPTIZING A DRUNK
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally
drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people
in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and
subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher
turns around and is almost overcome by the
smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk,
"Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers,
"Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the
water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother
have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I
haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him
into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
"Have you found Jesus my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks
the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds
him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins
kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The
preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love
of God have you found Jesus?"
(Are ya ready for this??????????????????)
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and
says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?
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