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The Return of Humor

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macaroniandcheese

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Message 36 of 302 (128434)
07-28-2004 5:34 PM

Reply to: Message 31 by contracycle
07-28-2004 6:02 AM

Re: Here we go...

how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

we'll never know... they'll just sit in the dark and cry.

how many mosquitos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

two

how many people does it take to get the stick out of contracyle's ass?

no, really.

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Message 41 of 302 (128447)
07-28-2004 6:27 PM

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07-28-2004 6:06 PM

Re: Here we go...

nice.

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Message 81 of 302 (129875)
08-02-2004 9:27 PM

Reply to: Message 55 by One_Charred_Wing
07-29-2004 3:11 PM

Re: Feminism

what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

nothin. i already told her twice.

why do women have legs?

so they don't leave a slime trail.

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Message 82 of 302 (129876)
08-02-2004 9:29 PM

Reply to: Message 58 by coffee_addict
07-29-2004 3:29 PM

actually. there is a flaw in your mathematics. if you take the square root, it has to be the absolute value... so your equation becomes thus.

women=|evil

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Message 86 of 302 (129952)
08-03-2004 3:09 AM

Reply to: Message 84 by coffee_addict
08-03-2004 3:02 AM

yes. but because you don't know which it might be, by the rules, you must say the absolute value of evil.

i can't say i know for sure cause i only tutored math for a year and i'm not asian :-p

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