The Return of Humor

A: Show me a gromblewallop.
B: What's a gromblewallop?
A: A small furry creature with spines, that rolls up into balls.
B: You mean like this hedgehog?
A: No. That's a hedgehog. I asked for a gromblewallop.
B: A: Knives are useless for cutting. I tried and the blade was all soft and wobbly.
B: That sounds like a rubber knife. They're not really knives.
A: No. It was a knife. Knives don't work.
B: A: I want undenyable proof.
B: How about this? No one denies this.
A: I deny it. So it's not undenyable. Show me undenyable proof.
B: B: Hey, I look at this hedgehg.
A: I don't see one.
B: Well it's down in that box. Just look down.
A: I asked for a hedgehog. It's your job to show it to me.
B: Seriously. You just have to tilt your head.
A: No Hedgehog. They clearly don't exist.
B: As seen on another forum.
Had to post it, sorryLucyThis message has been edited by Prince Lucianus, 07-29-2004 08:33 AM

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