Hilarious. This is what you get when you buy bootleg DVDs from Chinese video pirates.
Life in Beirut
Quotes:
'the backstroke of the west'
'You two be careful, he is a big'
'He big in nothing important in good elephant'
'Giving first aid the already disheveled hair projection'
'Worry to lose is to lead the evil augury'--Yoda. Okay the last one might not be a mistranslation after all!