Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Asgara
"Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever....but get over it"
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