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berberry
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Message 31 of 39 (169980)
12-19-2004 10:17 PM


I guess it was the 70s thread
How 'bout some old fashioned "yo' mama" jokes?
Yo' mama so dumb, when yo' daddy tells her to make up her mind she puts on lipstick.
Yo' mama so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
Yo' mama so ugly, her mama had to get drunk to breast-feed her.
Yo' mama so big, when God said "let there be light" he had to kick her fat ass out of the way.
Yo' mama so fat, her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo' mama so ugly, when she sits down on a sandy beach cats come up and try to bury her.
Yo' mama so big, when she goes in the ocean it screws up the tide forecasts.
Yo' mama so hairy, she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo' mama so old, her birth certificate's expired.
Yo' mama so dumb, she thinks safe sex means locking the car doors.
Yo' mama so dumb, when she tried to call an ambulance she died looking for the '11' key.

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Asgara
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Message 32 of 39 (169981)
12-19-2004 10:21 PM
Reply to: Message 31 by berberry
12-19-2004 10:17 PM


Re: I guess it was the 70s thread
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Asgara
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epoch9
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Message 33 of 39 (170153)
12-20-2004 2:56 PM
Reply to: Message 14 by Phat
12-10-2004 4:38 AM


an irish joke from an irish man...
did you hear the one about the two gay Irishmen?
their names were Patrick Fitzmichael, and Michael Fitzpatrick.
p.s. contracycle, bring it.
p.p.s. inside joke: long live cornelius!!

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Dr Jack
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Message 34 of 39 (170350)
12-21-2004 8:09 AM


Ghandi
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ...
A super callused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis.

  
epoch9
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Message 35 of 39 (170521)
12-21-2004 4:24 PM


a real groaner...
what do you call the useless skin around a vagina...
...the woman.

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SoulSlay
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Message 36 of 39 (171209)
12-23-2004 7:10 PM


A catholic priest and jewish rabbi are walking down the street when they come to a playground full of young children. The priest turns to the rabbi and says 'Hey, you wanna go screw those kids?'.
The rabbi turns to him and says 'Out of what?'

  
Kevin
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Message 37 of 39 (172394)
12-30-2004 9:11 PM


These are some short attention span jokes from my favorite comedian Doug Stanhope.
So I told my girlfriend that I wanted to fuck her between the tits. She said, "How are you going to make that feel good for me." I said, "Right before I cum I'll stop punching you in the face."

  
Kevin
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Message 38 of 39 (172395)
12-30-2004 9:12 PM
Reply to: Message 35 by epoch9
12-21-2004 4:24 PM


haha
A girl once said to me, "If god intended women to suck dick he would of made cum taste like chocolate." I told her, "Yeah, but he had to make it taste like bleach so you would remember to do the laundry."

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epoch9
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Message 39 of 39 (173495)
01-03-2005 3:43 PM


one for the money...
how many pallbearers do you need at a Harlem funeral....
eight, six to carry the casket, and two to carry the boombox
and before you say it, I already know I'm going to hell..

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