Amadameus writes:
Pig meat is evil and can kill you,
Yes, I believe this. Why do you think I've been eating pork lately? Trying to kill myself, that's why.
he Russians have forcefield technology and will kill us all
Oh come now, we all know this is a fact. They were smart enough to send sputnik into space before we could send anything into orbit. I'm pretty sure they are centuries ahead of us in military technology.
George Bush is communing with Satan
What's there to talk about? The man is obviously communing with the devil. It's obvious.
Milk is also evil and will kill you
This is definitely true, also. Everytime I tried to drink milk in the past, my whole life flashed before my eyes. That and incredible pain the entire day. They tell me it's because of my lactose intolerance, but I knew better. Milk will kill you!
oil drillers recently tunneled into Hell
Now, this is the only thing that isn't completely true. It wasn't recent by a long shot. It happened in 1984. I would hardly call that "recently".
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