Doesn't a QED deserve a little more than someone's lack of knowledge about an alternative? This sounds like a 'science of the gaps' arguement. The literalists don't currently have a good explanation for this, so we must conclude that 'nature dunit'.
Or am I just misreading your post and missing the ironic parody?
The correct explanation, as will be readily evident to anyone not blinded by current evo-scientific indoctrination and in full accordance with the fully substantiated flood scenario, is given by the Topple theory (first advanced by Herr Prof. Heinrich von Topple, Ph.D., who earned his geography degree from the Ken Hovand Institute of Advanced Studies). The great flood pushed the horizontal sedementary layers up into a (near) vertical position and, in some cases, displaced these verticalized beds some distance, whence they toppled over other layers creating the discontinuities we see today. All observed occurances are full explained by this mechanism.