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Bigfoot
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Message 199 of 262 (402211)
05-25-2007 6:00 AM 		Reply to: Message 1 by Nuggin
05-17-2007 5:51 PM

Bigfoot: A Direct Revelation
A lot of speculation going here. Good thing you've got me here to dispel all the myths.
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DIET
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Our staple meal is unwary hunters. This gives us a twofer: the human meat, and the pocket cash we can use to order Chinese take-out. Love those clams.
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In summer we enjoy munching on Nessies we pull from nearby lakes. The hides can be chewy but the bursa sacs are a delicacy.
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WASTE DISPOSAL
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We do the same thing in the woods that bears do. You're not finding it because we ship every ton to Washington DC for redistribution.
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BIGFOOT DENIAL
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We laugh at people who don't believe in us. Next thing you know they'll be saying they don't believe in mermaids or unicorns. Or trolls.
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PUBLIC SIGHTINGS
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We do have a penchant for eating witnesses. (See "Diet" above.) But we appear in public more often than your species thinks. Ever taken a good look at those hockey fans you see on TV?
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But we really love the Internet. We can type all day and no one suspects who we are.
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Easy enough to log on, too. The Pacific Northwest is full of cafes trying to catch up to Starbucks. They don't care what their customers look or smell like as the cappucino orders keep coming.
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We tend to make a lot of typos, though. Damn these tiny keyboards!
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We love EvC, too. Quite a few of us hang here... but it's not my purpose to "out" anybody.
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Any more questions I can help you with?
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Edited by Bigfoot, : pulled hair out of opening paragraph.
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Harold Bigfoot-Sasquatch
(but you can call me Harry)
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"Size always matters."
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Bigfoot
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From: Seattle Mariners fan
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Message 205 of 262 (402493)
05-27-2007 12:40 PM 		Reply to: Message 200 by crashfrog
05-25-2007 10:46 AM

Re: Bigfoot: A Direct Revelation
Is it "Bigfoots"? Or "Bigfeets"?
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The politically correct term is Nike-challenged Primate North American.
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Harold Bigfoot Sasquatch
(but you can call me Harry)
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Bigfoot
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Message 206 of 262 (402498)
05-27-2007 1:15 PM 		Reply to: Message 201 by Zhimbo
05-25-2007 5:05 PM

Re: Bigfoot: A Direct Revelation
Funny. I expected you talk more telegraphically, with grunts and stuff, and poor mastery of first person pronouns.
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"Me Big Like Internets. Me Like Double Skim Lattes. NO LIKE TINY KEYBOARDS! SMASH! OOOOOGGH!"
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Please. I'm a Sasquatch, not a college scholarship athlete.
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Sorry for the ignorance on my part.
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Apology accepted . . . Nessie bait.
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Harold Bigfoot-Sasquatch
(but you can call me Harry)
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"Size always matters."
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Bigfoot
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Message 207 of 262 (402500)
05-27-2007 1:30 PM 		Reply to: Message 196 by LudoRephaim
05-23-2007 7:19 PM

Where the Big Boys Are
The clam beaches are on the west coast, and bigfeet are often sighted on such clam beaches
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Dang these security breaches. Gotta get that under control.
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At least, until we look better in thong swimsuits.
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Harold Bigfoot-Sasquatch
(but you can call me Harry)
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"Size always matters."
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Bigfoot
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Message 208 of 262 (402502)
05-27-2007 1:38 PM 		Reply to: Message 197 by LudoRephaim
05-23-2007 9:55 PM

Paternity
you forgot the granddaddy of 'em all: the moose!
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Love moose. Tastes just like chicken. (Who's your granddaddy's daddy?)
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Harold Bigfoot-Sasquatch
(but you can call me Harry)
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"Size always matters."
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05-28-2007 11:13 PM 		Reply to: Message 209 by LudoRephaim
05-27-2007 6:55 PM

Re: consenting adults, but...
Should you be sharing these pictures?
That second one looks a bit personal.
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