I hear you there, pardner.
My first was a 69 Fiat Spyder, after that a 72 Datsun pickup. Since meeting my wife the things started getting names.
The 72 Datsun - Mescalito (been to 32 states and 3 countries, beyond that take the 5th)
The 83 Ford Escort - Putt Putt
The 86 Plymouth Caravel - The Dog
The 88 Chrysler New Yorker - Honey
The 88 Ford Ranger - Squirrely
The 98 Ford Taurus - The Green Machine
The 99 Nissan Sentra - The Mistake (inherited)
The 04 Ford Freestar - Lucky
It's a wife thing