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macaroniandcheese 
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Message 31 of 73 (267749)
12-11-2005 11:11 AM
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12-11-2005 10:05 AM


Re: Peek
savvy?

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Message 32 of 73 (267753)
12-11-2005 11:25 AM
Reply to: Message 12 by pink sasquatch
12-09-2005 5:47 PM


Re: nods to Iblis and Parasomnium
Thanks, Pink Sasquatch. In acceptance to this nomination, I'd like to say ... (it's not that I've prepared a speech or anything, of course I never expected to be nominated - well, not this soon anyway) ... I'd like to say that what prompted my recent spree of silliness is a certain degree of what I shall call "moorheadedness", for want of a better word.
Not wanting to point fingers, I'll haste to add that this is an affliction that's entirely my own. It's the result of an inability to get certain points across, something that, come to think of it, I've seen in other posters as well lately - Yaro springs to mind, who has fought valiantly against overwhelming odds, until she too succumbed to this patience-consuming, nerve-wracking condition.
So I'm not the only one after all, to whom such a cruel fate has befallen, and I find some consolation in that.
Many thanks also to Omnivorous for nominating me. Omnivorous has himself made the odd quip capable of propelling one to the floor, where some spasmodic rolling may subsequently be done before restoring oneself to proper composure. An example:
Later that night, when I woke in considerable pain, I rang for a night nurse to get more morphine. She arrived to tell me, "I'm sorry, sir, but you're oversedated now." In my best Jack Nicholson imitation (which was pretty good in those days), I seized her white uniform in a bunch at the throat with a badly burned hand, pulled her close, and snarled, "Do I look oversedated to you, lady?"
If you'll kindly excuse me now, I have to spend the rest of my time this evening classifying corn flakes. It's ... something I do, shall we say.

"Also, all signatures should be done away with if lasting for more than one week." - Robin Rohan

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Message 33 of 73 (268146)
12-12-2005 12:03 PM


Brian challenges Phat
If you want to show that a humor POTM should become a standard thread, then you need to provide more examples.
Here is my nomination
User: Brian
Faith and Belief
What led you to God?
Message 30
Okay, maybe I have a twisted sense of humor. But I found myself laughing at it.

What shall it profit a nation if it gain the whole world, yet lose its own soul.
(paraphrasing Mark 8:36)

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Message 34 of 73 (268499)
12-12-2005 10:36 PM


robinrohan, i think he's my new hero.
message 10 of explaining common ancestry.
i have a few ex-boyfriends i'd lump into that category as well.
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Message 35 of 73 (268506)
12-12-2005 10:45 PM
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12-12-2005 10:36 PM


test

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Message 36 of 73 (268942)
12-13-2005 6:19 PM


Catching a tape worm off guard
Arachnophilia, right here.
arachnophilia writes:
every day for a month, you shove an onion and a cookie up your asshole.
then one day, you just shove the onion up there. when he pokes his head out to ask "hey, where the hell is my cookie, bitch?" GRAB AND PULL.
Outrageous! Sorry Lam, but this is too funny!

"Also, all signatures should be done away with if lasting for more than one week. Ok, two weeks." - Robin Rohan

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Message 37 of 73 (268967)
12-13-2005 7:11 PM
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12-13-2005 6:19 PM


Re: Catching a tape worm off guard
it's an old joke.

אָרַח

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Message 38 of 73 (269353)
12-14-2005 6:17 PM
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12-13-2005 7:11 PM


two in a row for arach?
arachnophilia with my new favorite reply subtitle; completely accurate, and completely silly:
hoof arted.

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Message 39 of 73 (269386)
12-14-2005 7:35 PM
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12-14-2005 6:17 PM


Re: two in a row for arach?
Beat me to it, pink...inspired use of subtitle.

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Message 40 of 73 (269725)
12-15-2005 5:30 PM
Reply to: Message 38 by pink sasquatch
12-14-2005 6:17 PM


Re: two in a row for arach?
wow, apparently i can just drag out these tired old jokes and people here think they're funny!

אָרַח

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Message 41 of 73 (269729)
12-15-2005 5:33 PM
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12-14-2005 7:35 PM


Re: two in a row for arach?
penis.

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Message 42 of 73 (269731)
12-15-2005 5:37 PM
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12-15-2005 5:33 PM


Re: two in a row for arach?
penis.
I beg your pardon?

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Message 43 of 73 (269737)
12-15-2005 5:51 PM
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12-15-2005 5:37 PM


Re: two in a row for arach?
the bones. they look like a penis. well. penii really.

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Message 44 of 73 (269742)
12-15-2005 6:11 PM
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12-15-2005 5:51 PM


Re: two in a row for arach?
the bones. they look like a penis. well. penii really.
You have a tendency to write in shorthand.

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Message 45 of 73 (269751)
12-15-2005 6:49 PM
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12-15-2005 6:11 PM


Re: two in a row for arach?
yes, i do. i also use non-specific pronouns. i think it's endearing.

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