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macaroniandcheese  Suspended Member (Idle past 3954 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: |
savvy?
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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
Thanks, Pink Sasquatch. In acceptance to this nomination, I'd like to say ... (it's not that I've prepared a speech or anything, of course I never expected to be nominated - well, not this soon anyway) ... I'd like to say that what prompted my recent spree of silliness is a certain degree of what I shall call "moorheadedness", for want of a better word.
Not wanting to point fingers, I'll haste to add that this is an affliction that's entirely my own. It's the result of an inability to get certain points across, something that, come to think of it, I've seen in other posters as well lately - Yaro springs to mind, who has fought valiantly against overwhelming odds, until she too succumbed to this patience-consuming, nerve-wracking condition. So I'm not the only one after all, to whom such a cruel fate has befallen, and I find some consolation in that. Many thanks also to Omnivorous for nominating me. Omnivorous has himself made the odd quip capable of propelling one to the floor, where some spasmodic rolling may subsequently be done before restoring oneself to proper composure. An example:
Later that night, when I woke in considerable pain, I rang for a night nurse to get more morphine. She arrived to tell me, "I'm sorry, sir, but you're oversedated now." In my best Jack Nicholson imitation (which was pretty good in those days), I seized her white uniform in a bunch at the throat with a badly burned hand, pulled her close, and snarled, "Do I look oversedated to you, lady?" If you'll kindly excuse me now, I have to spend the rest of my time this evening classifying corn flakes. It's ... something I do, shall we say. "Also, all signatures should be done away with if lasting for more than one week." - Robin Rohan
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nwr Member Posts: 6412 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: Member Rating: 4.5 |
If you want to show that a humor POTM should become a standard thread, then you need to provide more examples.
Here is my nomination User: BrianFaith and Belief What led you to God? Message 30 Okay, maybe I have a twisted sense of humor. But I found myself laughing at it. What shall it profit a nation if it gain the whole world, yet lose its own soul. (paraphrasing Mark 8:36)
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macaroniandcheese  Suspended Member (Idle past 3954 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: |
robinrohan, i think he's my new hero.
message 10 of explaining common ancestry. i have a few ex-boyfriends i'd lump into that category as well. This message has been edited by brennakimi, 12-12-2005 10:37 PM This message has been edited by brennakimi, 12-12-2005 10:47 PM This message has been edited by brennakimi, 12-12-2005 10:47 PM
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AdminAsgara Administrator (Idle past 2329 days) Posts: 2073 From: The Universe Joined: |
test
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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
Arachnophilia, right here.
arachnophilia writes: every day for a month, you shove an onion and a cookie up your asshole. then one day, you just shove the onion up there. when he pokes his head out to ask "hey, where the hell is my cookie, bitch?" GRAB AND PULL. Outrageous! Sorry Lam, but this is too funny! "Also, all signatures should be done away with if lasting for more than one week. Ok, two weeks." - Robin Rohan
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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1370 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
it's an old joke.
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pink sasquatch Member (Idle past 6049 days) Posts: 1567 Joined: |
arachnophilia with my new favorite reply subtitle; completely accurate, and completely silly:
hoof arted.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0 |
Beat me to it, pink...inspired use of subtitle.
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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1370 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
wow, apparently i can just drag out these tired old jokes and people here think they're funny!
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macaroniandcheese  Suspended Member (Idle past 3954 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: |
penis.
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robinrohan Inactive Member |
penis. I beg your pardon?
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macaroniandcheese  Suspended Member (Idle past 3954 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: |
the bones. they look like a penis. well. penii really.
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robinrohan Inactive Member |
the bones. they look like a penis. well. penii really. You have a tendency to write in shorthand.
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macaroniandcheese  Suspended Member (Idle past 3954 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: |
yes, i do. i also use non-specific pronouns. i think it's endearing.
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