Nobody thinks about smut and sex more than everyone on the Religious Right.
They have the dirtiest minds of all.
They see sex EVERYWHERE. They pay great attention to EVERYTHING that can be considered even the least bit sexual, and then tell everyone they can about how sexual it all is.
I used to frequent this crazy ultra-right wing religious Christian movie review site, and they used to quantify the number of instances of sexual and other offensive content in all movies.
I remember them mentioning a scene in Jurassic Park in which Sam Neal's character touched his 12 year old female co-star's breast.
I couldn't for the life of me think of what they were talking about. It turns out that in the scene, Neal grabs the girl around her body to save her from getting eaten or something, and his arm is around her chest.
Now, these very conservative, christian moralists are the ONLY people who are thinking about that 12 year old girl in sexual terms in that scene.