Gee, Mr. H. Really sorry about that. We did try and return your call, but the phone had been disconnected. It apparently helps if you pay your bills occasionally. The phone company's generally really understanding about repayment plans, especially when the bill's as high as yours was. What's the deal with all those hour-long calls to that 900 number in Ouagadougou, anyway?
To be honest, we weren't calling to tell you we'd take the case. Actually, it was the opposite. My executive assistant Walpole Mostly, Jr, tried to contact you to let you know QCH only accepts cases where the client has some reasonable chance of paying our quite modest fees sometime before the heat death of the universe.
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