General discussion of moderation procedures: The Consequtive Consecution

I am reminded of Robin's "Comments on EvC Forum: A Play":Raucous shouting can be heard in the street outside the pub. With a loud crash, the door is rammed from its hinges. An enormous Uzbek stands in the opening.LAKDAR: GREETINGS, THE PUB DWELLINGS! I AM MANY HAPPY TO BE HERE. I GOOD JOB OF THE DOOR IS OPENED. I AM HIGH WONDER WHO IS A MODERATING.Jar: (flustered) Jesus Christ!LAKDAR (approaching Jar, shouting): YOU IS NEED FOR A NIPPING OF BUD? HAHAHAHAAAA! I AM HIGH GOOD NIPPING, I AM WONDER DEMONSTRATING?AdminNosy (trembling voice): W...welcome, LAKDAR, would you like to ...ouch![LAKDAR grabs AdminNosy's nose and starts to spin like a hammerthrower. AdminNosy is hurled through the window.]LAKDAR: HAHAHAAAA! HIGH GOOD NIPPING! NOW WODKA POURINGS![LAKDAR's fist crashes through the bar.]LAKDAR: HUH? I AM WONDER WHERE THEY HAVE ALL GOING...This message has been edited by Parasomnium, 27-Jan-2006 09:22 PM