I'm sorry, Mike. Your joke was very funny. Here's a cookie.
*pats Mike's head*
"If I had to write ten jokes about potholders, I don't think I could do it. But I could write ten jokes about Catholicism in the next twenty minutes. I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people
really care about, like their cars."
-George Meyer,
Simpsons writer