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Author Topic:   If you were God, what kind of God would you be?
lyx2no
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Message 27 of 247 (519976)
08-18-2009 8:18 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by John 10:10
08-17-2009 1:32 PM


I Can't
I have thought about your question. Every time I get the idea I'm wishing for a thousand dollars when I could be wishing for a million make that a billion no, a trillion wait, a gazillion
The only thing your question is good for is to study how quickly people can figure out how fast there isn't an answer unless one is exceptionally unimaginative.

It's not the man that knows the most that has the most to say.
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Message 30 of 247 (519985)
08-18-2009 10:10 PM
Reply to: Message 28 by John 10:10
08-18-2009 9:29 PM


Pathetic
I'd be hard put not to make a better god then the one in the Bible. Any god that didn't play hide-and-seek and you go to Hell would be an improvement. John 10:10, your god is truly sad, and you need to come to grips with that.

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Message 39 of 247 (520071)
08-19-2009 8:56 AM
Reply to: Message 38 by mike the wiz
08-19-2009 6:33 AM


Pathetic Redux
You can't just expect your woefully ignorant opinion to have any weight.
And yet yours somehow does? Worse even, your opinion goes against all observation. It's intentionally to be and remain ignorant.
Otherwise shut up. Hold the tongue if it holds no knowledge of My God who died for me.
A wise man once asked "How does one distinguish faith from delusion?" How you've not made exibit A I do not understand.
And to make a comment relevant to the topic: One can no more imagine perfect existence than perfect non-existence. That we can not imagine ourselves dead and gone is what leads us to think we'll be other. But Heaven for most is merely what they have now but without the milk jug being put away empty.

It's not the man that knows the most that has the most to say.
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Message 54 of 247 (520123)
08-19-2009 1:39 PM
Reply to: Message 52 by Straggler
08-19-2009 1:24 PM


Re: Boredom
No need to consider Jesus specifically here - In the paradigm that we are considering are the creations needed to have the expereinces such that the god in question can have them by proxy?
How about: We people, animals, and plants are God's sense organs in this Universe? That's the reason He created us, for the same reason we "created" fingers, eyes and ears.

It's not the man that knows the most that has the most to say.
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Message 104 of 247 (520503)
08-21-2009 6:54 PM
Reply to: Message 98 by Dr Adequate
08-21-2009 5:45 PM


Re: Should I Rape Suzy? Part III
RTFM.
If you slaughter her family and torch her house first, and then call it "marrage" it's cool.
AbE: The manual I suggest be read is the Bible, which lays down the rules for Holy atrocities.
I have little choice but to resort to satire as I have yet to achieve he wisdom of mike the wiz, Peg or John 10:10.
P.S. As much as I like you, Dr. Adequate, you'll have to count me as #8: I'm going to have to slip you a two headed quarter. (Not to cramp your style or anything, Dr Adequate, but if Suzy won't go for you even after the flowers and stuff and junk, could you ask her if she's into short, fat guys? Just askin'.)
Edited by lyx2no, : To clarify.

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lyx2no
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Message 137 of 247 (521288)
08-26-2009 7:51 PM
Reply to: Message 136 by John 10:10
08-26-2009 4:40 PM


Nothing to Say for Yourself or Suzy
Pretty good stuff there, John 10:10. Did you write that yourself, or did you read it somewhere?

It's not the man that knows the most that has the most to say.
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Message 178 of 247 (522061)
08-31-2009 6:55 PM
Reply to: Message 171 by Peg
08-31-2009 5:49 AM


Re: Rape in the Bible
but if you tried to view it from Gods point of view you might see why such action was warranted. The circumstance was that these people had just been rescued from Egypt, they were protected from perusing Egyptian forces by Gods hand, they had seen the miracle of Gods saving power and a small group of them decided to attribute their rescue to a statue that they had just made our of their body jewellery.
Dear Peg

I spent two hours cutting the hedge yesterday and my mum gave the credit to my dad. Should I kill her, Peg?

Under appreciated
Two Bends, Wyoming
Edited by lyx2no, : Cap.

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