If you're going to jump off the cliff of absurdity, then make sure you've got a good running start.
Thanks for that quote, I need a good laugh especially on Monday mornings! Is that an original by you or was it by some other wit?
Well, if you have design teams you have to have design meeting, status, methodologies, test teams, QA, ... The list is endless. Could you imagine listening in on a design meeting for (insert favorite absurdity here). LOL! Thanks for brightening my Monday!