Straggler writes:
Do Americans eat mince pies at Christmas? Do you guys even know what the frig I am talking about here?
I'm Canadian.
I know what you're talking about. Kinda.
I've never had a mince pie.
But, if it doesn't have chocolate and peanut butter in it, then it's not going to be the best dessert, it would be impossible.
Something happens when you put chocolate and peanut butter together. Something magical, unquantifiable, and phenomenal.
I think that the unspeakable beauty of the beyond-flavour taste that is chocolate and peanut butter proves the existance of God.
This pie drags mince meat pies out into the street and shoots them. Right in the ass. Then watches and laughs as the mince meat rots and returns to the dust from whence it came. All before breakfast. All pies bow to it's dominance!
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