Question on English Language to British Members

This is a funny inversion between the British and the Irish I always think. I would never dream of writing the way I talk. For exampleWriting:
It's a really nice day.Speech:
Sure it's a feckin grand day.

I love "innit", one of my favourite aspects of English speech. A conversation near South Kensington once:Guy #1: Some bloke got attacked by an Orca!
Guy #2: A what?
Guy #1: An Orca!
Guy #2: A what?
Me: An Orca!
Guy #2: What's an Orca?
Guy #1: (Now pissed off) Well it's a bloomin' whale innit!! Yes, although if you think that's bad try the fact that I use "Yeah, no" to mean "Yes". Almost all strange stuff in our speech comes from shoehorning the grammar of Gaeilge into English. It is almost impossible for me to say "have" without saying "with me/you" at some point in the sentence or if somebody asks a question I have to repeat the verb. Example:
Do have change for the bus?
I don't have any change at all with me. (I would be incapable of just answering "no")If anybody is wondering, since you see it in films all the time, the reason "at all" or "at all, at all" is said by the Irish, is that the Gaeilge expression for "none" literally means "at all"