So I'm curious if you are wrestling, in England, with a problem we wrestle with in America: the "he/she" problem. An example is in the sentence "When a fire fighter enters a smokey building, he/she must follow strict safety proceedures." We don't know if the fire fighter is male or female, and we don't want to offend anyone by using either "he" or "she" alone.
I agree that they is not an elegant option, especially as it requires plural endings on verbs, which makes no sense when you are referring to an individual.
Another option is to use it, but it’s too cold and harsh a word, and too commonly associated with inanimate or non-human objects.
What we need is a new pronoun to describe the third person singular, but which is non-gender specific.
It also needs to be short and simple — one syllable should suffice.
It needs to be a word which has absolutely no other meaning or relevance.
I think I've got it. How does this sound? -
"When a fire fighter enters a smokey building, god must follow strict safety proceedures."
I really like the sound of that!
P.S.
Talking of male and female fire fighters, does anyone know if it’s possible to obtain a calendar of topless female fire fighters? If not, I think there ought to be one, just to balance things out and ensure nobody's offended.