Dr Adequate writes:
While the threat from their egg-laying activities is minimal, there is always the possibility that they'll think of some more efficient way to destroy life as we know it. It would therefore be prudent to take some pre-emptive measure such as the annihilation of all penguins.
There will be the usual protests from animal rights activists, so I suggest that we kill them too. You can't be too careful.
Oh, everyone knows that all penguins are going to heaven. This is abundantly obvious. Except for the one that Batman had to contend with.
So, why don't we just wait until after Saturday? Not only that, but then we can scoop up all the empty tuxedoes and start our own Tuxedo Rental business.
- xongsmith, 5.7d