Things Famous People Never Said

Hi Cavediver,Both your quote and that of Xongsmith were attributed to Churchill’s sparring with Lady Astor, but it may be apocryphal.Nancy Astor, Viscountess Astor - Wikipedia(See end of wiki article).One quote I believe was true which always creases me up is the verbal spar between Churchill and George Bernard Shaw and conversed by telegram to each other:Shaw: Here are two tickets to the opening performance of my new play Winston old boy - bring a friend - if you have one.Churchill: Regret unable to attend first performance - will attend another - if there is one!