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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
Lunch! Doctor took me off all those delicious fatty things. I haven't had me a good tasty 4-month old christian in more than 2 years. Good god the things you miss on a strict diet.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
If you want huge kids, I'd say go for it. There is, however, something to be said for opting for the small ones. Diaper size for one.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
I gotta think that if you want huge kids, the way to go about it would be buy one. I thought this was obvious. If everyone is out there making their own smaller ones then this leaves Amazon with an overstock of huge ones. Thus the huge kids sale.
See I wasn't going with 'size', I thought it was inventory. Like they have an abundance of 'em. However, I'd still pick the fat ones. Reading comprehension problems, Oni? Doesn't matter. If you're in the market, now you know where to go get some fat ones.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
Imagine what the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would sound like if it wasn't for that damn talking snake.
Of course they would need a more robust ventilation system lest the performance be cut quite short by the audience in mass regurgitation in the isles.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
Oh ... of course. My bad.
Never mind.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
AZPaul3 writes: Imagine what the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would sound like if it wasn't for that damn talking snake. Maybe something like this: Britain's Got Talent 2009 - Mr Methane Uhh ... yes. Well, in that case, thank you talking snake.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
I bet it wouldn't change the sound of Axl Rose or that guy from Nickelback. Who?
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
I don't know Bluejay, I kinda liked that Guns N' Roses one. Axl has a rather high pitched voice for the usual fart sound and his range and timbre are quite good.
Kroeger's voice is more in the fart range but again his range and timber is nice. These two I enjoyed. Not anything like screaming obscenities at the top of your lungs into a microphone which seems to be what passes for modern music these days. I think I'll disagree with you on these. Thanks for the links. I enjoyed both.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
My grandfather said the same about the Beatles. After Glenn Miller, Billie Holiday and the Andrews Sisters I would think he would. I'm a child of the Beatles, Zeppelin and the Stones. So, like your Granpa, things like Avenged Sevenfold and HellYeah to me are just sooo much screaming noise. No great surprise for either of us.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
The real problem here is, given this personality, he is probably quite proud of this video believing he has done well.
I don't think this belongs in "Humor." I think it belongs in "Sad."
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
No, this next piece has nothing to do with EvC or anything close to anything ever discussed here. Just funny:
Cat Yodeling Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
Lot of good stuff in there but I especially liked the proof of Fermat's theorem and the references.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
You heard it here first, folks.
The Sacred Feminine
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8558 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
You probably have to be British and share my sense of humor. You are most certainly right. And since I'm not British I find this scary as hell. Are you folks really going to do this? Are you people nuts? Good god, please don't let the Democrats in this country see this. They'll adopt it tomorrow! Politically correct my ass! Edited by AZPaul3, : I wanted to.
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