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Message 3 of 647 (555026)
04-11-2010 8:16 PM
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04-11-2010 8:02 PM


Re: Atheist Barbie Doll.
Lunch!
Doctor took me off all those delicious fatty things. I haven't had me a good tasty 4-month old christian in more than 2 years. Good god the things you miss on a strict diet.

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Message 73 of 647 (569301)
07-21-2010 10:41 AM
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07-21-2010 10:32 AM


Re: Amazon ad email
If you want huge kids, I'd say go for it. There is, however, something to be said for opting for the small ones. Diaper size for one.

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Message 76 of 647 (569499)
07-21-2010 11:24 PM
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07-21-2010 6:39 PM


Re: Amazon ad email
I gotta think that if you want huge kids, the way to go about it would be buy one.
I thought this was obvious. If everyone is out there making their own smaller ones then this leaves Amazon with an overstock of huge ones. Thus the huge kids sale.
See I wasn't going with 'size', I thought it was inventory. Like they have an abundance of 'em. However, I'd still pick the fat ones.
Reading comprehension problems, Oni?
Doesn't matter. If you're in the market, now you know where to go get some fat ones.

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AZPaul3
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Message 220 of 647 (579642)
09-05-2010 11:02 AM
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09-05-2010 3:41 AM


Re: God gave us two ends for singing
Imagine what the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would sound like if it wasn't for that damn talking snake.
Of course they would need a more robust ventilation system lest the performance be cut quite short by the audience in mass regurgitation in the isles.

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Message 222 of 647 (579650)
09-05-2010 11:39 AM
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09-05-2010 11:35 AM


Re: God gave us two ends for singing
Oh ... of course. My bad.
Never mind.

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Message 226 of 647 (579775)
09-06-2010 12:20 AM
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09-05-2010 9:09 PM


Re: God gave us two ends for singing
AZPaul3 writes:
Imagine what the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would sound like if it wasn't for that damn talking snake.
Maybe something like this: Britain's Got Talent 2009 - Mr Methane
Uhh ... yes. Well, in that case, thank you talking snake.

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Message 234 of 647 (579962)
09-07-2010 12:37 AM
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09-06-2010 4:19 PM


Re: God gave us two ends for singing
I bet it wouldn't change the sound of Axl Rose or that guy from Nickelback.
Who?

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AZPaul3
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Message 246 of 647 (580531)
09-09-2010 5:41 PM
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09-08-2010 7:55 PM


Re: God gave us two ends for singing
I don't know Bluejay, I kinda liked that Guns N' Roses one. Axl has a rather high pitched voice for the usual fart sound and his range and timbre are quite good.
Kroeger's voice is more in the fart range but again his range and timber is nice.
These two I enjoyed. Not anything like screaming obscenities at the top of your lungs into a microphone which seems to be what passes for modern music these days.
I think I'll disagree with you on these.
Thanks for the links. I enjoyed both.

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AZPaul3
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Message 249 of 647 (580537)
09-09-2010 6:24 PM
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09-09-2010 5:46 PM


Re: God gave us two ends for singing
My grandfather said the same about the Beatles.
After Glenn Miller, Billie Holiday and the Andrews Sisters I would think he would.
I'm a child of the Beatles, Zeppelin and the Stones. So, like your Granpa, things like Avenged Sevenfold and HellYeah to me are just sooo much screaming noise.
No great surprise for either of us.

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Message 252 of 647 (580809)
09-11-2010 12:51 PM
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09-11-2010 10:14 AM


Re: This is how you give an F'n speech
The real problem here is, given this personality, he is probably quite proud of this video believing he has done well.
I don't think this belongs in "Humor." I think it belongs in "Sad."

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Message 272 of 647 (581317)
09-15-2010 1:38 AM


No, this next piece has nothing to do with EvC or anything close to anything ever discussed here. Just funny:
Cat Yodeling
Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.

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Message 292 of 647 (582876)
09-23-2010 6:16 PM
Reply to: Message 290 by cavediver
09-23-2010 5:31 PM


Re: What happens when you mix humour and theoretical physics
Lot of good stuff in there but I especially liked the proof of Fermat's theorem and the references.

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Message 298 of 647 (583137)
09-24-2010 8:02 PM


You heard it here first, folks.
The Sacred Feminine

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Message 333 of 647 (584481)
10-02-2010 3:31 AM
Reply to: Message 332 by Dr Adequate
10-02-2010 1:13 AM


You probably have to be British and share my sense of humor.
You are most certainly right. And since I'm not British I find this scary as hell.
Are you folks really going to do this?
Are you people nuts?
Good god, please don't let the Democrats in this country see this. They'll adopt it tomorrow!
Politically correct my ass!
Edited by AZPaul3, : I wanted to.

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Message 375 of 647 (588328)
10-23-2010 9:13 PM


Tea Party

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