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Message 12 of 647 (555875)
04-15-2010 9:02 PM
Reply to: Message 11 by subbie
Re: Angry Alien Productions.
Well, if we're going to do movie parodies, we have to include Angry Alien Productions.
These are the best!
Love 'em
- Oni
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Message 15 of 647 (557326)
04-24-2010 4:38 PM
Greg Giraldo & Lazyboy
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Message 26 of 647 (559121)
05-06-2010 7:09 PM
Bonus tracks
I saw this special, actually I've seen it about 4 times. But I hadn't heard the bonus track.
Favorite line: "Daddy read me a story. Fuck you, the end."
Listen and you'll know what I'm talking about.
- Oni
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Re: Bonus tracks
ahahah. "it feels like your asshole is feeding you happiness". Awesome.
That's awesome, huh? Love this dude.
- Oni
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Message 32 of 647 (559756)
05-11-2010 1:09 PM
10 minutes of comedy torture...
When the crowd truns on you, nothing more you can do but insult them...
- Oni
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Message 33 of 647 (559851)
05-11-2010 8:34 PM
How 'bout some Oni?
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Message 36 of 647 (559989)
05-12-2010 12:26 PM
Reply to: Message 35 by Hyroglyphx
Re: How 'bout some Oni?
Thanks dude. You too Apothecus, muchas gracias.
I usually do the ships. I'm moving to NYC in June/July (working on the ships there too) but I'll be performing a lot more in the North East (Boston, NYC, Conn., PA, OH, Dirty Jersey, etc.).
I'll keep ya'll posted.
- Oni
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Message 46 of 647 (560794)
05-17-2010 5:00 PM
Umm, weird???
I don't know why I'm posting this in the humor thread but, I found this hilarious.
Meet
Donna Milo . She's a conservative Republican running in the GOP primary for Congress. Also,
she was a
he , fromerly Ed Milo.
You get that? A
transgender conservative Republican. I've seen it all.
Sorry for the sophmoric humor but I found it hilarious!
- Oni
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Message 50 of 647 (560859)
05-17-2010 11:13 PM
Reply to: Message 47 by Straggler
Re: Umm, wierd???
(***Deathly Silence***)
Tumbleweed rolls across the screen.
The wind whistles gently.
(***Deathly Silence***)
You forgot, "A single gun shot is heard."
Only kiddin dude. I found it vaguely amusing.
It's a transgender Republican! How is that not the funniest thing you've ever heard of?
- Oni
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Message 51 of 647 (560860)
05-17-2010 11:15 PM
Reply to: Message 48 by RAZD
Re: Umm, wierd???
... but does she laugh at the 3 stooges?
She's a Republican. I'm sure she likes Bush, Cheney and Rice.
- Oni
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Re: Umm, wierd???
"i" before "e", except after "c", and also except in some other weird words.
Thanks Moose.
- Oni
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Message 75 of 647 (569440)
07-21-2010 8:15 PM
Reply to: Message 72 by Taz
Re: Amazon ad email
"Huge Kids Sale"
See I wasn't going with 'size', I thought it was inventory. Like they have an abundance of 'em. However, I'd still pick the fat ones.
- Oni
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Message 77 of 647 (569656)
07-22-2010 5:41 PM
Reply to: Message 76 by AZPaul3
Re: Amazon ad email
Reading comprehension problems, Oni?
I've been fooled by advertisment before, just making sure. If its a lot then I'll wait, but if its just fat ones then there might just be a few of them and I'll rush over. lol
- Oni
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Message 78 of 647 (569657)
07-22-2010 5:49 PM
Watch Louie!!!
I thought this clip was hilarious, from Louis CK's new show.
Rrahin: You may not want to watch it because they use the word "faggit" a lot.
Don't watch if you are too sensitive and/or don't like harsh language.
This clip is great too
Louie and Ricky Gervais in a doctors office . Also from the Louie show. Fuckin' hilarious!
- Oni
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Message 80 of 647 (570061)
07-25-2010 10:50 AM
Reply to: Message 79 by Rrhain
When you decide to take your humor through bigotry, go right ahead and have your fun. Get your laugh.
Just don't try to pretend that you're not a bigot.
Oh c'mon Peter Pan, can't a brotha fuck around with you a bit.
Seriously though, I think you were right. I know that one day you and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and no one on EvC will be invited.
- Oni
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