And why not hang around? At least stay for a coffee.
Actually, I had a small gathering at my house over the holiday weekend. God PM'ed me saying he would stop by. But, you know what? He never made it. Really made me mad. Not only did it screw up my seating assignments, but also because he was supposed to have brought the cold cuts.
He probably didn't show because he couldn't find any good cold cuts without pork in them.
Possibly. But I think the real reason is because God knows I invited the Hendersons. And Mr. Henderson, with his one lazy eye, is an affront that is particularly upsetting to God's perfect nature.