"The Three Guys With No Obvious Common Feature That We Can Make A Joke About".
Of the suggestions so far I'd favor Star Spangled Wankers or America's Least Wanted, probably the latter. You can never go wrong with self-deprecation.
Of course, it doesn't have to mean anything ... band names don't mean anything, do they? So I don't see why comics have to be any different. Call yourselves Charlie's Frightened Yak, who cares?