Is Theistic Evolutionist An Oxymoron?

You seem to be confusing "theistic" with "Buzsawistic". It's the same mistake as saying there are no Canadian republicans because we don't have a Republican Party.

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It isn't a strawman. You used the word "theistic", which does not refer to the Biblical god at all. You can't redefine "oxymoron" based on a redefinition of "theistic".You might be able to claim that "Biblical evolutionist" or even "Christian evolutionist" is an oxymoron but not "theistic evolutionist".

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Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.

That's irrelevant. You still don't get to redefine words.What you're trying to say is that No True Biblical Theist can accept evolution - but that has nothing to do with oxymorons. An oxymoron depends on the real definition of the word, not your made-up one.Maybe you should rename the thread to reflect your No True Scotsman fallacy instead of your misunderstanding of oxymorons.