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That's not profanity. That's obscenity.Is there anything at all that you're not wrong about?

For reasons you alone know why
you slander, slur and vilify
and libel and malign and lie
and thick and fast the insults fly
at those whom you demean;
in words four letters long you prate
about the people whom you hate;
you smear, traduce and denigrate
and cast aspersions and create
an ugly scene.But if some voice of protest's heard ---
some angry or dissenting word
to tell you that you're quite absurd
or give the finger or the bird
or dare to answer back
or goad you on with words that nettle,
you hypocrite, you show your mettle
by calling on the mods to settle
just which utensil, pot or kettle,
is deeper black.You two-faced fool, you prate and piffle
and talk a lot of silly drivel
and sob and scream and whine and sniffle
how other people should be civil
as though your posts don't stink.
You throw your childish fit of pique
and stamp your little feet and shriek,
have tantrums 'til you're hoarse and weak
and get so angry you can't speak
or even think.You moan of what you must endure:
a terrible ordeal, I'm sure
for one so deeply immature
to get to taste the stuff that you're
so fond of dishing out.
With neither honesty nor wit
you throw your little hissy fit
and babble out your prissy shit
and prove yourself a hypocrite
beyond all doubt.Feel free to scratch my name upon
your potty little ostracon
and tell the mods I should be gone
and see if you find anyone
who gives a tinker's damn.
You silly whining little pest,
though long and loudly you protest
I think MacMahon put it best:
"I'm here, I stay" ("j'y suis, j'y reste")
--- and here I am.

... then you should look out for the giant locusts with human heads mentioned in the Apocalypse of St John, because this is a sure sign that the end times are at hand.