I heard an allegedly true story today of a guy out walking in a park in Lubbock, Texas on a beautiful spring day (and there have been about eight such days with winds under 40 mph there in the last several decades, so it could even actually be true.) He came upon a young woman in a bikini, with the top unfastened, sunbathing belly down on a towel. He walked over to her, bent down, and asked, "Miss, if you're planning to smother those puppies, could I have one?"
......former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was presented with the [Conservative Political Action] conference's "Defenders of the Constitution" award.
Dammit, Doc! Digital Cuttlefish now has a rival in the Geek Poetry game! I doubt that "myrmecophages" has ever been in a single rhyming dictionary - until tomorrow!