Humour VI

I thought this was well done.

I don't speak German but I think it means that when your perceptions conflict with your beliefs, one of them has to change.

A Jehovah’s Witness goes to heaven but instead of the pearly gates, there’s a fork in the road, and a sign pointing down each path. One sign says ‘Believers in Predestination’ and the other says ‘Believers in Free Will’. The guy’s always believed in predestination, so he goes down that road, and eventually he comes to a huge wall and a big door with the word ‘PREDESTINATION’ written over the top. He knocks, and an angel opens the door and says, ‘What brings you to my door, mortal?’ And the guy says, ‘Well, there were these two signs, and I chose the one that said predestination.’ The angel says, ‘You chose it? You can’t come in here, Bub,’ and slams the door. The guy’s heartbroken. Finally he trudges back to the crossroads and goes down the other road. Eventually he comes to another giant wall and a door that says ‘FREE WILL.’ He knocks and another angel opens the door and says, ‘Why did you come this way, mortal?’ And the guy says, ‘I had no choice!’ang k ti khon ngn hng online | ngan ha casino c bit l trong khu vc Chu th

Hey, my pleasure but you know...it was bound to happen.

A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that guy in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square.In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jew who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She goes to the Wailing Wall and there he is!So she watches him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview."Rebecca Smith, CNN News. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?""For about 50 years.""What do you pray for?""For peace between the Jews and the Arabs. For all the hatred to stop. For our children to grow up in safety and friendship.""How do you feel after doing this for 50 years?""Like I'm talking to a fucking wall." source

I was going to chide you for misplacing your post but then I saw the humour in it.

In Message 211 iamjoseph proclaims that

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It is wrong to enslave more than one wife.

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I seldom read more than a few pages here without a good chuckle.

I find that a leash allows them to get more done in the kitchen.

From an email;Hi Sweetheart,I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights.I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something.
I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy.All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season.Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights!I took the time to hang the lights for you today and now I will be off to the golf course.Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday.I'll be home later.Love you
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What a great series that was.Shepard Book "Captain, do you mind if I say grace?"Captain "Only if you say it out loud"

Hater.Yeah the production values were a little low but I thought they did a good job with it. I have a soft spot for just about any space movie.What was wrong with the premise?I will have to take a look at Bebop Cowboy. Never heard of it.