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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 80 of 553 (609734)
03-22-2011 6:15 PM
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Reply to: Message 79 by bluegenes
03-22-2011 6:04 PM
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Re: Canada and U.K. inch ahead of U.S. and Australia in most important vital statistic
bluegenes writes: This is a indispensable resource for female sex tourists, and puts paid to the popular phallusy of world wide equality. Thank you ...lol...after a long day of dealing with Blue Cross I needed a good laugh.
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 86 of 553 (611126)
04-05-2011 4:16 PM
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Reply to: Message 84 by bluegenes
04-05-2011 3:54 PM
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Re: Picture caption competition.
Man asks friends to help him find lost contact, says " It was my last pair".
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Re: Picture caption competition.
Friends of Dr. Al Jammitinyurbutt practice for tomorrow's attempt to set a new Guinness record for " Most prostate exams in an hour".
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 111 of 553 (614881)
05-08-2011 9:23 AM
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Kentucky Derby
This is one of my favorite H.S. Thompson/ Ralph Steadman Adventures, its not too long, but to long to post here.
The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 117 of 553 (616071)
05-19-2011 9:48 AM
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Roller Coaster of Death
The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers.[1] In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives "with elegance and euphoria". Maybe not exactly humor, but it made me laugh/cringe that someone put way too much thought into this.
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 119 of 553 (616268)
05-20-2011 4:33 PM
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good for a chuckle
This made me smile I know I need help
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 136 of 553 (617153)
05-26-2011 9:02 AM
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Marbles
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. And.... 6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF. THE AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 139 of 553 (617291)
05-27-2011 10:13 AM
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Have a Little Respect
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 140 of 553 (617293)
05-27-2011 10:22 AM
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Spreading the Word
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 142 of 553 (617384)
05-28-2011 10:00 AM
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Sarah
''If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?''
Sarah Palin, in ''Going Rogue'' ''I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree.''
Sarah Palin, Fox News interview with Sean Hannity, Nov. 22, 2010 ''They're in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom.''
Sarah Palin, getting the vice president's constitutional role wrong after being asked by a third grader what the vice president does, interview with NBC affiliate KUSA in Colorado, Oct. 21, 2008
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 144 of 553 (617399)
05-28-2011 2:56 PM
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Reply to: Message 143 by Shield
05-28-2011 2:50 PM
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Re: Sarah
I'm sure. Some good Obama ones floating around too, he is next, lol
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 145 of 553 (617401)
05-28-2011 3:18 PM
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Obama
''The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.''
Barack Obama, Tampa, Fla., Jan. 28, 2010
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 149 of 553 (617415)
05-28-2011 6:09 PM
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Reply to: Message 147 by frako
05-28-2011 5:17 PM
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Just for you Frako
Not to many jokes about your country, well....you might find them funnier then I do.
Jokes about Slovenia If you open an umbrella in the street of Ljubljana, be careful not to hurt somebody's eye in Maribor. Why don't the ski jumpers in Planica do more than 250 meters? Because they would fly to Italy?!? The shortest joke in the world: "A couple is walking along the Slovenian coast..." What's the color of the Slovenian patrol boats? Both of them are blue. Slovenians don't need mobile phones. They can communicate yodeling from one end of the country to the other. What do the Slovenes need radars for? Just for fun. How do Slovenes change gears in car? First, second, BORDER! You can catch all fish in Slovene sea just by using tennis net. It is forbidden to do a split with your legs in Slovenia. That way you can already cross the border. How many Slovenes know how to walk? All three of them. How did the Slovenes solve the internet connection problem? They put one access in Ljubljana and one in Maribor. What do Slovenes do to control their air space and transport? They put a soldier on top of the Triglav Mountain. Why is it forbidden to jump into swimming pools in Slovenia? Because Italians would complain about water splashing.
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 151 of 553 (617417)
05-28-2011 6:32 PM
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Reply to: Message 150 by frako
05-28-2011 6:22 PM
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Re: Just for you Frako
Some great ones in there, last one is by far the best, thanks.
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing
Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: 02-24-2011
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Message 166 of 553 (617989)
05-31-2011 7:41 PM
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Reply to: Message 165 by frako
05-31-2011 7:37 PM
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frako writes: Does anyone else think it's funny that the bible says "He who lives by the sword dies by the sword" Then has a carpenter that was killed by being nailed to a block of wood? I love irony.
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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