So, Whats wrong with asking to have a conversation with one person?
Nothing. It's called email.
Non-sensical statements tend to draw a lot of attention, not just here but anywhere. If you don't like all the attention then try to say things that make sense. I'm sure that when you apply for a building permit for your next house that you won't be telling the building department that the builder is the house. If you wouldn't speak this nonsense in public then don't speak it here, either. Capiche?