Tram law writes:
If an unknown invisible force grabbed you by the feet and pulled you out of bed, and down a flight of stairs, and it wasn't a hallucination of some sort, and it can't be a hallucination because it was caught on tape and you have the injuries to prove it, what is the alternate answer?
Once again, any alternative answer would have to explain what
did happen. To be an alternative answer, it has to
be an answer, not just a litany of what it wasn't.
If you have nothing to say, you could have done so much more concisely. -- Dr Adequate