No dates. That's all up to God, but you can bank on it.
Well, if you're never going to say anything specific, you're guaranteed to be right.
Here's my prophesy, something bad sometime will happen to you as a result of your childish, moronic, psychotic and paranoid religious delusions. Now, next time you stub your toe, cut yourself shaving or bump your head, my prophesy will come true. You can bank on it.
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist