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Message 46 of 46 (620184)
06-14-2011 4:33 PM
Reply to: Message 43 by Panda
06-11-2011 9:04 AM


licence evaders unite!
Panda writes:

In the UK:
If you own a video-recorder but no TV, you must buy a TV licence.

And I thought Monty Python skits where absurd! roflmao!

TV Licensing's top 10 excuses:

1. "A pigeon fell down the chimney and broke the aerial so I have bad reception."

2. "My 11-year-old daughter must have bought the TV during the night. It wasn't there when I went to bed."

3. "My payment card's been stuck in the washing machine so I can't pay."

4. "I've not paid due to my shop only accepting £5 and £10 notes and I haven't got any of those."

5. "I've not been making payments as a baby magpie flew into my house and I had to stay in and feed it until it was ok."

6. "I only use the TV to keep the horses company and one of them is blind so I should only pay half if I have to pay at all."

7. "I can't get the TV out of the box - can you help me?"

8. "My dog watches it when I'm at work to keep him company - not me."

9. "My mum told me to tell you she's not in."

10. "I've not bought a licence as I dreamt I didn't have to and the saying is you've to follow your dreams.

Edited by 1.61803, : No reason given.


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